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"Have fun at work mon ami!"
I like to use multiple languages while texting, although autocorrect hates me for it :P0 -
"Most ridiculous party ever. I was in the bathroom peeing and this guy just walks in covered in watermelon, looking totally freaked the *kitten* out, and asked me if I could draw him a map so he could get out of the house. He's going to be my example of why to never do LSA."0
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"Everything is gonna be ok" to my ex0
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To my daughter who is at my sister's house:
"I pick you up on Sunday, I love you, Kiss, Mom"
of course I wrote it in German....
"Ich hole dich am Sonntag wieder ab, Ich liebe dich, Kuss, Mama"0 -
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"Jim said he knows I'd be sad if he died. I told him at the very least, I'd be inconvenienced."
^ this is the winner I think. It makes ya scratch your head and kinda laugh but not sure if serious or joke or if perhaps you should be sending your condolences.0 -
Mine's a good one.... (and very long):
"Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."
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Mine's a good one.... (and very long):
"Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."
:drinker:
That's saying a lot! LOL!0 -
over involved parent..."hi.can't I stop by the office and pick it up."0
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It was a photo of my Tamale Frittata....sent it to my yahoo!
what about that one you sent me?? Are you too embarrassed to post it??
I would post it...if it was bigger.
My tamale frittata only serves six!0 -
"that explains a lot with the body aches and tiredness" - to wife after she text that she's running a lil fever0
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Husband "don't be late for work"0
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Mine's a good one.... (and very long):
"Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."
:drinker:
Woah......Just break up0 -
Mine's a good one.... (and very long):
"Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."
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Mine's a good one.... (and very long):
"Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."
:drinker:
Woah......Just break up
Ah....the infamous "just break up"! We did. He's trying to talk his way back in. I'm giving him reasons why it'll never work.0 -
my last text i sent was to my best friend- "Cool! Did you wave?"0
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To My Best Friend :
"I'm pretty sleepy today. He was up crying all night. But on a good note... 52 lbs down."0 -
Mine's a good one.... (and very long):
"Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."
:drinker:
Nothing yet! I'm guessing he's trying to think of an argument for that. Good luck! LOL!0 -
"yes, he picked her up at 2" to my mother0
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To my crush (who's Native American) "So.... Are you brave enough to go snowshoeing with me this weekend"?
He thought the brave comment was pretty funny!0
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