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  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    "that explains a lot with the body aches and tiredness" - to wife after she text that she's running a lil fever
  • paintedlady77
    paintedlady77 Posts: 154 Member
    Husband "don't be late for work"
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:

    Woah......Just break up ;)
  • paintedlady77
    paintedlady77 Posts: 154 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:
    Wow! I want to hear the follow up!
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:

    Woah......Just break up ;)

    Ah....the infamous "just break up"! We did. He's trying to talk his way back in. I'm giving him reasons why it'll never work.
  • ScarletFyre
    ScarletFyre Posts: 754 Member
    my last text i sent was to my best friend- "Cool! Did you wave?"
  • Shas2228
    Shas2228 Posts: 187
    To My Best Friend :
    "I'm pretty sleepy today. He was up crying all night. But on a good note... 52 lbs down."
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:
    Wow! I want to hear the follow up!

    Nothing yet! I'm guessing he's trying to think of an argument for that. Good luck! LOL!
  • mistybkarma
    mistybkarma Posts: 30 Member
    "yes, he picked her up at 2" to my mother
  • denisedwrt
    denisedwrt Posts: 28 Member
    To my crush (who's Native American) "So.... Are you brave enough to go snowshoeing with me this weekend"?
    He thought the brave comment was pretty funny!
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    Pizza and beer tonight? I'm not cooking or making any sweet tea. Love you! To the hubs
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    This shouldn't be this difficult. To a friend. We're trying to figure out a good day to get together.
  • simplyshrinking
    simplyshrinking Posts: 94 Member
    To my sister who is driving back from Louisiana to Texas: "What city are you in?"
  • sovannac
    sovannac Posts: 445 Member
    To my SIL: "She said, 'Wow baby! Thanks for making my day!'"
  • heidiberr
    heidiberr Posts: 643 Member
    To Levi: "I'll try but I make no promises."
  • underthecherrytree
    underthecherrytree Posts: 532 Member
    "What a f**king b*tch dude, I cant get over it"
    to my sister after she told me her boyfriend's sister in law re-gifted all their child's 'ugly" clothing they didn't want to them when they were supposed to spend $50 on each other's babies.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Pizza and beer tonight? I'm not cooking or making any sweet tea. Love you! To the hubs

    Totally not fair....I'm coming to bama for dinner with ya'll Mila....save me a slice and a bud select 55 :)
  • jendy67
    jendy67 Posts: 43
    I'm just leaving the gym now be home in 10
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    To my now 18 YO daughter: how is your new belly button ring? Still hurt?? I know, I know....
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    Pizza and beer tonight? I'm not cooking or making any sweet tea. Love you! To the hubs

    Totally not fair....I'm coming to bama for dinner with ya'll Mila....save me a slice and a bud select 55 :)


    Come on bud! But just so you know, the menu will only consist of Papa Johns, Mich Ultra, and Bud Light.
    Pinnacle Whipped Vodka for dessert! We'll be playin drankin games all night! See ya there ;)
  • spiritcrusher
    spiritcrusher Posts: 326 Member
    *Insert nude picture*
  • starrisonmclennon
    starrisonmclennon Posts: 64 Member
    to my friend: "yes?"
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    ♥
  • ksnegirl
    ksnegirl Posts: 85 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:

    Whoa....sounds like kids may be the problem.....let him get the vasectomy. :huh:
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    to my mom

    "I really like the hot pink one"
  • melodys_attic
    melodys_attic Posts: 114 Member
    To my daughter: "Every journey poses its challenges and obstacles, but YOU DID IT! "
  • LiveLoveHunt
    LiveLoveHunt Posts: 43
    O my.
    To my friend who lives in Arkansas and power is out because of snow.
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
    To my husband: "Could you get some unsweetened almond or coconut or almond coconut milk and paper plates, please?"

    I guess that shows that I'm boring, healthy, polite and a detriment to the environment.
  • Jenny_Taylia
    Jenny_Taylia Posts: 540 Member
    To my husband

    You better come home with a coffee.

    5 seconds later

    Never mind Kim just brought me one :)
  • Hirgy03
    Hirgy03 Posts: 332 Member
    To my boss: "now you are just being lazy. If you can't figure it out yourself, I'll show you but no need to call in the calvary"

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