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    "that explains a lot with the body aches and tiredness" - to wife after she text that she's running a lil fever
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    Husband "don't be late for work"
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    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:

    Woah......Just break up ;)
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    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:
    Wow! I want to hear the follow up!
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    Woah......Just break up ;)

    Ah....the infamous "just break up"! We did. He's trying to talk his way back in. I'm giving him reasons why it'll never work.
  • Posts: 754 Member
    my last text i sent was to my best friend- "Cool! Did you wave?"
  • Posts: 187 Member
    To My Best Friend :
    "I'm pretty sleepy today. He was up crying all night. But on a good note... 52 lbs down."
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    Wow! I want to hear the follow up!

    Nothing yet! I'm guessing he's trying to think of an argument for that. Good luck! LOL!
  • Posts: 30 Member
    "yes, he picked her up at 2" to my mother
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    To my crush (who's Native American) "So.... Are you brave enough to go snowshoeing with me this weekend"?
    He thought the brave comment was pretty funny!
  • Posts: 511 Member
    Pizza and beer tonight? I'm not cooking or making any sweet tea. Love you! To the hubs
  • Posts: 756 Member
    This shouldn't be this difficult. To a friend. We're trying to figure out a good day to get together.
  • Posts: 94 Member
    To my sister who is driving back from Louisiana to Texas: "What city are you in?"
  • Posts: 445 Member
    To my SIL: "She said, 'Wow baby! Thanks for making my day!'"
  • Posts: 643 Member
    To Levi: "I'll try but I make no promises."
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    "What a f**king b*tch dude, I cant get over it"
    to my sister after she told me her boyfriend's sister in law re-gifted all their child's 'ugly" clothing they didn't want to them when they were supposed to spend $50 on each other's babies.
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    Pizza and beer tonight? I'm not cooking or making any sweet tea. Love you! To the hubs

    Totally not fair....I'm coming to bama for dinner with ya'll Mila....save me a slice and a bud select 55 :)
  • Posts: 43 Member
    I'm just leaving the gym now be home in 10
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    To my now 18 YO daughter: how is your new belly button ring? Still hurt?? I know, I know....
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    Totally not fair....I'm coming to bama for dinner with ya'll Mila....save me a slice and a bud select 55 :)


    Come on bud! But just so you know, the menu will only consist of Papa Johns, Mich Ultra, and Bud Light.
    Pinnacle Whipped Vodka for dessert! We'll be playin drankin games all night! See ya there ;)
  • Posts: 326 Member
    *Insert nude picture*
  • Posts: 64 Member
    to my friend: "yes?"
  • Posts: 1,286 Member
    ♥
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    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:

    Whoa....sounds like kids may be the problem.....let him get the vasectomy. :huh:
  • Posts: 2,236 Member
    to my mom

    "I really like the hot pink one"
  • Posts: 113 Member
    To my daughter: "Every journey poses its challenges and obstacles, but YOU DID IT! "
  • Posts: 43 Member
    O my.
    To my friend who lives in Arkansas and power is out because of snow.
  • Posts: 1,312 Member
    To my husband: "Could you get some unsweetened almond or coconut or almond coconut milk and paper plates, please?"

    I guess that shows that I'm boring, healthy, polite and a detriment to the environment.
  • Posts: 540 Member
    To my husband

    You better come home with a coffee.

    5 seconds later

    Never mind Kim just brought me one :)
  • Posts: 332 Member
    To my boss: "now you are just being lazy. If you can't figure it out yourself, I'll show you but no need to call in the calvary"
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