Eating right is impossible! I give up.

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  • carlaaa_x
    carlaaa_x Posts: 30 Member
    Haha this is amazing
  • barbaramitchell101
    barbaramitchell101 Posts: 360 Member
    My personal chef feeds me at my local corner restaurant...LOL
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I heard there was cake here.

    on this thread? no.

    souffle? yes.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    R u for ****ing real!!!!

    OMG we all have issues, real issues - you need to wake the **** up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    I don't get you!
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.

    That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....
    A three hour tour!

    The weather started getting rough.

    The tiny ship was tossed?
    If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow (the name of the tour ship) would be lost. The Minnow would be lost!
  • katy84o
    katy84o Posts: 744 Member

    This is actually an entire way of living. They frequent the expensive grocery stores and pick out the packaged items they get rid of a the end of the day. What is so idiotic is the stores have started locking the trash bins so people cant take what they threw away....talk about wasteful 1%er worldviews....

    Have you seen Dive!? Great documentary, really, an eye opener!
  • Bobby__Clerici
    Bobby__Clerici Posts: 741 Member
    That's a season to just enjoy the fabulous food and try to make up the deficit with exercise.
    Good Luck!
  • ChristineDiet
    ChristineDiet Posts: 719 Member
    R u for ****ing real!!!!

    OMG we all have issues, real issues - you need to wake the **** up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    R u for ****ing real!!!!

    OMG we all have issues, real issues - you need to wake the **** up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    YouMad.jpg?1260647699

    AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have no idea why you Amen'd that...no clue....
  • Heyyleigh
    Heyyleigh Posts: 268 Member
    that was hilarious! but I too say "can we keep him"!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    R u for ****ing real!!!!

    OMG we all have issues, real issues - you need to wake the **** up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    YouMad.jpg?1260647699

    AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    But seriously, are some of these responses an example of the "HANGRY!" on the MFP forums that I've heard a lot about?

    I anticipate a thread in the morning about mean people. You will feature. Hang your head in shame.
  • Improvised
    Improvised Posts: 925 Member
    you're only option is to become poor, lose the chef and eat out of the trash can.
    i'm sure you'd lots of weight like that


    I actually watched a show on TLC the other day about people that are stingy with money. There was a lady who ate out of other peoples trash to save money.

    She was a millionaire.
    Guess we know how she became a millionaire. :P
  • banger711
    banger711 Posts: 18 Member
    Does anyone know if it's healthy to have an operation to lose weight? I'm going for the seminar Wednesday. I gained my weight from having arthritis(under control now) but keep it on from my loving to drink beer. I already hear the remarks about the bad calories in booze, but any suggestions on the operation???
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I have no idea why you Amen'd that...no clue....

    I was wondering the exact same thing
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I think we have here...
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  • graveflower316
    graveflower316 Posts: 169 Member
    burrhurrhurr! I have a personal chef and am eating too much!


    To say this as bluntly as possible... stfu and just enjoy it ;)
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    I think the first two pages of responses didn't notice what category this was posted in :tongue:

    OP -- can I borrow the chef for Valentines? I want a cheat day…

    wait, did that come out wrong? :blushing:
  • banger711
    banger711 Posts: 18 Member
    @improvised, I watched that today.. Oriental lady, right?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I think we have here...
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    I'll be Ginger.
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
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    I thought I invented the word BORK!!

    And please tell me this thread is a joke. . . :huh:
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Does anyone know if it's healthy to have an operation to lose weight? I'm going for the seminar Wednesday. I gained my weight from having arthritis(under control now) but keep it on from my loving to drink beer. I already hear the remarks about the bad calories in booze, but any suggestions on the operation???

    :huh:
  • ChristineDiet
    ChristineDiet Posts: 719 Member
    R u for ****ing real!!!!

    OMG we all have issues, real issues - you need to wake the **** up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    YouMad.jpg?1260647699

    AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have no idea why you Amen'd that...no clue....

    Who the hell wants to be 'normal', normal is boring; We all have to live life, live life to the full and learn how we can better ourselves in the process! x
  • orapronobis
    orapronobis Posts: 460 Member
    You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.

    That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....

    A three hour tour!

    The weather started getting rough.

    The tiny ship was tossed?
    If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow (the name of the tour ship) would be lost. The Minnow would be lost!

    The ship set ground on the shore
    Of this uncharted desert isle
    With Gilligan,
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I think we have here...
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    I'll be Ginger.

    Professor, evidently.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    I'm a personal chef...I'd like to see my kids try to fire me! ;):tongue:
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member

    I think the first two pages of responses didn't notice what category this was posted in :tongue:

    Yes, that would be me and I feel quite silly now! :ohwell:
  • Improvised
    Improvised Posts: 925 Member
    @improvised, I watched that today.. Oriental lady, right?
    I didn't see it. Just noting that if she was crazy frugal it probably helped her accumulate money. It's good to be frugal, but eating out of the garbage seems a little extreme, lol.

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