Eating right is impossible! I give up.
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@improvised, I watched that today.. Oriental lady, right?0
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I think we have here...
I'll be Ginger.0 -
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I thought I invented the word BORK!!
And please tell me this thread is a joke. . . :huh:0 -
Does anyone know if it's healthy to have an operation to lose weight? I'm going for the seminar Wednesday. I gained my weight from having arthritis(under control now) but keep it on from my loving to drink beer. I already hear the remarks about the bad calories in booze, but any suggestions on the operation???
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R u for ****ing real!!!!
OMG we all have issues, real issues - you need to wake the **** up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no idea why you Amen'd that...no clue....
Who the hell wants to be 'normal', normal is boring; We all have to live life, live life to the full and learn how we can better ourselves in the process! x0 -
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow (the name of the tour ship) would be lost. The Minnow would be lost!
A three hour tour!You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.
That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....
The weather started getting rough.
The tiny ship was tossed?
The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,0 -
I think we have here...
I'll be Ginger.
Professor, evidently.0 -
I'm a personal chef...I'd like to see my kids try to fire me!
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I think the first two pages of responses didn't notice what category this was posted in
Yes, that would be me and I feel quite silly now! :ohwell:0 -
I didn't see it. Just noting that if she was crazy frugal it probably helped her accumulate money. It's good to be frugal, but eating out of the garbage seems a little extreme, lol.@improvised, I watched that today.. Oriental lady, right?0 -
This whole post is full of lulz.0
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I don't know about the rest of you but I'm on my way to Bill's house, he can eat his cheese block. I'll eat the rest.0
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No. Nobody named Gilligan. What a daft name.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow (the name of the tour ship) would be lost. The Minnow would be lost!
A three hour tour!You want to hear about a REAL pickle? A REAL tough situation? My Lovey and I signed up for a three hour tour once on a boat, and ended being shipwrecked with a bunch of common people for over a year. It was awful. Nothing to eat but coconuts. God bless an ingenious scholarly fellow that would come up with ways to help us get off of the island, but an insufferable imp would always find a way to foul it up. Thank God, we're home and able to have our chef cook for us again.
That is a pickle! A three hour tour.....
The weather started getting rough.
The tiny ship was tossed?
The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,0 -
Yes! Before you know it, the site will have to start using CD's instead of floppies to store all of this garbage!I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.
I almost gave my "win the internet" award to someone else, in this thread.. I deleted it and then came across your response. Thank you.
*On a serious note. To the people who are *****ing about this guy who posted a humorous paragraph in the CHIT CHAT, FUN and GAMES section, please go back to the more "serious" sections, such as introduce yourself, recipes, and/or nutrition.
Do some internet users read the words chit chat, fun and games as "the most serious problems you can have topics" ??
By the way, I'm sorry if I offended those who complained........sike
edited to say: this is my first *kitten* posts. i've been drinking sorry. : )0 -
I have no idea why you Amen'd that...no clue....
Who the hell wants to be 'normal', normal is boring; We all have to live life, live life to the full and learn how we can better ourselves in the process! x
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Excelsior! Between this and the pokies in one commentator's profile pic, this has been a stellar thread.
Yes! Before you know it, the site will have to start using CD's instead of floppies to store all of this garbage!I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.
I almost gave my "win the internet" award to someone else, in this thread.. I deleted it and then came across your response. Thank you.0 -
Throw down the gauntlet and tell him you want a rissoto appetizer, a perfect Beef Wellington main course and a decadent Chocolate Souffle for dessert for dinner tomorrow evening....he will be so busy you can eat what ever you want for lunch then!
oh.... that sounds so good.0 -
Throw down the gauntlet and tell him you want a rissoto appetizer, a perfect Beef Wellington main course and a decadent Chocolate Souffle for dessert for dinner tomorrow evening....he will be so busy you can eat what ever you want for lunch then!
oh.... that sounds so good.
Mmm chocolate0 -
LOL I will assume, then, that you are not serious!
Yes! Before you know it, the site will have to start using CD's instead of floppies to store all of this garbage!I agree with the folks who have replied that this is either a joke or gee, I'm at a loss for words too. If it's a joke, it's not funny. There are those of us on this site who are serious about making a difference in our health and you are taking up space.
I almost gave my "win the internet" award to someone else, in this thread.. I deleted it and then came across your response. Thank you.
*On a serious note. To the people who are *****ing about this guy who posted a humorous paragraph in the CHIT CHAT, FUN and GAMES section, please go back to the more "serious" sections, such as introduce yourself, recipes, and/or nutrition.
Do some internet users read the words chit chat, fun and games as "the most serious problems you can have topics" ??
By the way, I'm sorry if I offended those who complained........sike
edited to say: this is my first *kitten* posts. i've been drinking sorry. : )0 -
Make him peel 100lbs of potatoes in the basement.
If he EVER messes up your sandwich again.
Btw great work Bill.
To the ones that freak out and get mad.
Life is too short grab some ice cream and chill.0
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