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to my bestie: got wasted. went for a swim. the usual....0
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to my brother:
1000ish0 -
"Yeah, and the Pope 'sometimes' attends submerged baptisms."0
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To my girlfriend (girl friend): I have your money, would love to take you to lunch.0
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To the hubby
"Can try it"0 -
"no wait dont she will probably buy it for you"0
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It was a text to my trainer confirming our 6pm session last night.0
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To my daughter: Obey my authoritar.0
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"Is there a term that's synonymous with cankles but that applies to your wrists? **** this is cra6zy"
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"Ugh. So freakin' frustrating. And scary."
To a friend who's sister is having another round with her ongoing serious health problems.0 -
To a guy I'm seeing: "I'll survive. I'll just send you pictures of me and tell you not to tell me I look cute in them. :P"0
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"Did you really wanna sell your car?" to my friend that is in the negative financially, but has 4 vehicles between her and her husband.
This, coming from someone who is a 27 year old never-had-a-license-single-mom-who-has-driven-less-than-20-times-and-is-finally-taking-Driver's-Education-10-years-too-late (me, in case y'all were wondering...).0 -
"Did you know Mary Queen of Scots croquet mallet was made out of a petrified narwhals horn? And Queen Elizabeth received one carved and bejewelled. It cost £10,000, the equivalent of a castle in the 16th Century, or £1.5 million today."
I sent it to my friend at around 2am.
Her reply: "Go the *kitten* to sleep."
WIN! That's the kind of dumb s**t I would send at stupid o'clock too!
I imagine we could keep each other entertained with stupid facts!0 -
To the guy I'm dating:
"What's your mom's address?"0 -
Today it was to my hubby who is 150km away from me
"I love you"0 -
waiting for you to get home0
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Today it was to my hubby who is 150km away from me
"I love you"0 -
Lol this made me laugh when I looked at my SMS
" I miss your butt"0 -
I sent the penguin emoji to my friend Hollie.0
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To my boyfriend: That is all I want.0
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To my boss
"Hey! is it ok if I get my tip money lol"0 -
To my aunt: I want to delete her. She makes me extremely uncomfortable.0
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In response to "Looking forward to going back to classes next week?":
"Rather swallow my own vomit actually"
cute, right?0 -
lol........To an old friend Cesar in TX.......... Married life sucks. Mississippi sucks too!!0
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"you can pay me back in *kitten* grabs and motorboats" -to a friend who borrowed money
I would like to inquire about a loan...0 -
"Guess how many f
I give. Whats 10 minus 1000. Stop texting me."0 -
Mine's a good one.... (and very long):
"Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."
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Whoa....sounds like kids may be the problem.....let him get the vasectomy. :huh:
He already had one. That's the problem. I want more kids, he can't supply them.0 -
"I don't text. If you need to talk to me, call me."
They never called me.0 -
"selling the (feces) out of "Made in Korea" on my Revo S's. I'd rather a gen 3 STX than both of them."0
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To my husband; "I'm @ sunflower ."
We were meeting for dinner after work at a Chinese restaurant. :happy:
Edited to add the little happy face in the text.0
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