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  • jessileak
    jessileak Posts: 28 Member
    to my bestie: got wasted. went for a swim. the usual....
  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
    to my brother:

    1000ish
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    "Yeah, and the Pope 'sometimes' attends submerged baptisms."
  • awake4777
    awake4777 Posts: 190 Member
    To my girlfriend (girl friend): I have your money, would love to take you to lunch.
  • sparkiling_sweet_smooches
    sparkiling_sweet_smooches Posts: 162
    To the hubby
    "Can try it"
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
    "no wait dont she will probably buy it for you"
  • contingencyplan
    contingencyplan Posts: 3,639 Member
    It was a text to my trainer confirming our 6pm session last night.
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    To my daughter: Obey my authoritar.
  • slimjenny21
    slimjenny21 Posts: 78 Member
    "Is there a term that's synonymous with cankles but that applies to your wrists? **** this is cra6zy"

    :drinker:
  • bridgelene
    bridgelene Posts: 358 Member
    "Ugh. So freakin' frustrating. And scary."

    To a friend who's sister is having another round with her ongoing serious health problems.
  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
    To a guy I'm seeing: "I'll survive. I'll just send you pictures of me and tell you not to tell me I look cute in them. :P"
  • shaybuggie
    shaybuggie Posts: 160 Member
    "Did you really wanna sell your car?" to my friend that is in the negative financially, but has 4 vehicles between her and her husband.

    This, coming from someone who is a 27 year old never-had-a-license-single-mom-who-has-driven-less-than-20-times-and-is-finally-taking-Driver's-Education-10-years-too-late (me, in case y'all were wondering...).
  • LadyZephyr
    LadyZephyr Posts: 286 Member
    "Did you know Mary Queen of Scots croquet mallet was made out of a petrified narwhals horn? And Queen Elizabeth received one carved and bejewelled. It cost £10,000, the equivalent of a castle in the 16th Century, or £1.5 million today."
    I sent it to my friend at around 2am.
    Her reply: "Go the *kitten* to sleep."

    WIN! That's the kind of dumb s**t I would send at stupid o'clock too! :smile:

    I imagine we could keep each other entertained with stupid facts!
  • kimi131
    kimi131 Posts: 1,058 Member
    To the guy I'm dating:
    "What's your mom's address?"
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
    Today it was to my hubby who is 150km away from me

    "I love you"
  • Iknewyouweretrouble
    Iknewyouweretrouble Posts: 561 Member
    waiting for you to get home :)
  • Iknewyouweretrouble
    Iknewyouweretrouble Posts: 561 Member
    Today it was to my hubby who is 150km away from me

    "I love you"
    this is so cute <3
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Lol this made me laugh when I looked at my SMS

    " I miss your butt"
  • erinxo13
    erinxo13 Posts: 892 Member
    I sent the penguin emoji to my friend Hollie.
  • LeRevCooper
    LeRevCooper Posts: 122
    To my boyfriend: That is all I want.
  • banks89202
    banks89202 Posts: 270
    To my boss

    "Hey! is it ok if I get my tip money lol"
  • Missallison7691
    Missallison7691 Posts: 73
    To my aunt: I want to delete her. She makes me extremely uncomfortable.
  • dawn2313
    dawn2313 Posts: 125 Member
    In response to "Looking forward to going back to classes next week?":

    "Rather swallow my own vomit actually"

    cute, right?
  • TakinSexyBack
    TakinSexyBack Posts: 300 Member
    lol........To an old friend Cesar in TX.......... Married life sucks. Mississippi sucks too!!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    "you can pay me back in *kitten* grabs and motorboats" -to a friend who borrowed money

    I would like to inquire about a loan...
  • little_silver_bell
    little_silver_bell Posts: 79
    "Guess how many f
    I give. Whats 10 minus 1000. Stop texting me."
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Mine's a good one.... (and very long):

    "Well for one thing, it's having the kids on opposite weekends. We can act like it's not a big deal but it is. In order for us to do anything one of us will always have to make arrangements to have a sitter. And call me selfish, but I don't like giving up time with my son on the weekends I do have him. Another thing is the vasectomy. I've tried to act like it doesn't matter, but it does. I don't like it being decided for me that I can't have more kids someday. This is all I'm going to say now. I have a lot of work to do today. I'll talk to you later."

    :drinker:


    Whoa....sounds like kids may be the problem.....let him get the vasectomy. :huh:

    He already had one. That's the problem. I want more kids, he can't supply them.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "I don't text. If you need to talk to me, call me."

    They never called me.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    "selling the (feces) out of "Made in Korea" on my Revo S's. I'd rather a gen 3 STX than both of them."
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    To my husband; "I'm @ sunflower :)."













    We were meeting for dinner after work at a Chinese restaurant. :happy:

    Edited to add the little happy face in the text.

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