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    Colon Hydrotherapy

    Posts: 2,603 Member
    edited January 8 in Health and Weight Loss
    I got a groupon offer for a Colon Hydrotherapy (90 dollar value for 45 dollars!)

    I asked my friends and they said I should do it.

    The offer says for a little extra I can have an infusion of organic coffee to aid in liver detoxification. My question is should I pay the extra money for the coffee or go without? I don't want to get ripped off if I don't need it

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    • Posts: 1,564 Member
      Useless and possibly harmful.

      http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/gastro.html
    • Posts: 188 Member
      You want to pay extra to put coffee up your butt? wouldnt it be easier to just drink it?
    • Posts: 6,128 Member
      ask them if they have coffee flavors, I should think mint would be best.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      Coffee has caffeine. You'll die of dehydration, man. For the love of God, don't do it!!!!
    • Posts: 2,603 Member
      You want to pay extra to put coffee up your butt? wouldnt it be easier to just drink it?

      It will remove my toxins
    • Posts: 21,219 Member
      Go for it. YOLO!
    • Posts: 2,603 Member
      Useless and possibly harmful.

      http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/gastro.html


      Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before
    • Posts: 215
      coffee enemas can be beneficial and can easily be done at home too. I suggest people saying it will kill you do a little research before saying untrue things
    • Posts: 15,694 Member
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      Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before

      People here are so freaking mean! Gosh! All this poor man wants is some support - we all have to find what works for us. Maybe coffee in the *kitten* is what will work for him. We're all individuals!
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      Why did you come here to attack me. I just want some opinions from people who have done this before

      because this place is filled with jerks who make fun of things they don't understand or things that make them uncomfortable. Just like middle school
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      Get the raspberry flavor coffee. I hear raspberry is the key.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
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      It will remove my toxins
      Make sure they put some mud on your tummy, too.
    • Posts: 2,603 Member
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      because this place is filled with jerks who make fun of things they don't understand or things that make them uncomfortable. Just like middle school

      THANK YOU! At least there are some people here willing to support me
    • Posts: 1,838 Member
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      THANK YOU! At least there are some people here willing to support me
      I already told you the ways I can support this.
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
      You should do a brain cleanse with it merc:

      http://www.camformulas.com/pinella-brain-nerve-cleanse-1-oz-nutramedix.html?utm_source=nextag&utm_medium=ppc
    • Posts: 1,596 Member
      ive never thought about putting coffee up my butt... what does it do? seriously...
    • Posts: 1,320 Member
      Sounds like a horrible idea with no possibility of helping you to feel better.
    • Posts: 3,346 Member
      *sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....
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      because this place is filled with jerks who make fun of things they don't understand or things that make them uncomfortable. Just like middle school

      How is this an attack? It seems like a reasonable response. Colon Hydrotherapy is controversial.
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      THANK YOU! At least there are some people here willing to support me

      I have actually been interested in trying a coffee enema too. It can help with so many things. Asthma, mucous in the lungs and sinuses, skin problems and rashes, plus a lot more. My husband has horrible asthma, like using his inhaler every few hours every day bad, so if a coffee enema helps I think that is a better alternative to horribly expensive meds that aren't that good for him
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      It will remove my toxins

      What toxins? Have you had levels checked? Or is it just the line the scam artists like to use about "toxins from polluted air, water, processed foods, etc?" Your liver detoxifies you on a daily basis and those that claim things "remove toxins" have zero knowledge of toxicology and how the body actually works.

      Trust me, you're not full of toxins.
    • Posts: 712 Member
      *sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

      I just spit coffee at the screen.
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      Do they say if the coffee is served hot?
    • Posts: 253 Member
      I'm just curious what toxins are in your body (and colon specifically) that you would like to get rid of?
      This seems pretty vague, especially to have a colon cleanse and you don't know wth you are cleansing for?

      JMHO
    • Posts: 2,603 Member
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      What toxins? Have you had levels checked? Or is it just the line the scam artists like to use about "toxins from polluted air, water, processed foods, etc?" Your liver detoxifies you on a daily basis and those that claim things "remove toxins" have zero knowledge of toxicology and how the body actually works.

      Trust me, you're not full of toxins.

      My holistic doctor checked me and said I was full of toxins
    • Posts: 2,839 Member
      coffee enemas can be beneficial and can easily be done at home too. I suggest people saying it will kill you do a little research before saying untrue things

      As should you. They wont kill you, but they are potentially harmful

      This procedure, although well documented, is considered by most medical authorities to be unproven, rash and potentially dangerous.[1][2]

      [1] Ernst E (June 1997). "Colonic irrigation and the theory of autointoxication: a triumph of ignorance over science". J. Clin. Gastroenterol. 24 (4): 196–8. doi:10.1097/00004836-199706000-00002. PMID 9252839.
      [2] a b Shils ME, Hermann MG (April 1982). "Unproved dietary claims in the treatment of patients with cancer". Bull N Y Acad Med 58 (3): 323–40. PMC 1805327. PMID 7052177.

      I suggest that you also do your research before saying untrue things.
    • Posts: 1,250 Member
      there are much more fun things to put up there ....
    • Posts: 56,142 Member
      Go with the green coffee beans if they offer them. They have more of the coffeeness that makes this whole thing work. It's like 67% more effective.
    • Posts: 374 Member
      *sings* The best part of waking up, is Foldgers up your.....

      ROFLMAO! <--- I rarely if ever use that term...


      And seriously dude, don't knock it til you try it.
    • Posts: 79 Member
      I personally love colon hydrotherapy and I've recently bought a groupon for the same thing in my area. I haven't used the coffee one yet but one of my friends has and she says she loves it.
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