Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • DaveAsh8
    DaveAsh8 Posts: 76 Member
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    stealing the store microphone and started a rap
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    stealing the store microphone and started a rap


    lmfao if i could pull off a decent rap i could seriously see myself doing that.


    btw... making a trail of apple juice to the men's bathroom was probably why you got kicked out :) lol
  • goody2shews
    goody2shews Posts: 129 Member
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    Making a sandwich, grabbing a chair and putting the game on.
  • Ready2Serve
    Ready2Serve Posts: 113 Member
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    For spraying the air freshner while the toilet paper was being used
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    for setting free all the fish from the pets department
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
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    Kicked the greeter in the nads.
  • Amcolecchi
    Amcolecchi Posts: 260 Member
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    For running through the aisles knocking every display over while singing.
  • nashsheri33
    nashsheri33 Posts: 225 Member
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    for eating all the middles out of the oreos.
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    for starting a store-wide nerf dart tag game... with elderly people.
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
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    Got soda bottles and placed one in each isle, with mentos...
  • Chewster001
    Chewster001 Posts: 201 Member
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    Prosyletizing Atheism.
  • shocktastic
    shocktastic Posts: 106 Member
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    For marking his territory in aisle 5
  • jennaworksout
    jennaworksout Posts: 1,739 Member
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    biting the blow up santa display and deflating it
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
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    putting on boy swim trunks and rowing herself through the isles in a cart by a broom
  • Amcolecchi
    Amcolecchi Posts: 260 Member
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    hahaha so funny because my maiden name is DiIorio...so my nickname was Oreo growing up!
    for eating all the middles out of the oreos.
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    running through each aisle throwing bacon bits in the air yelling "It's raining bacon! IT'S A MIRACLE!"
  • Shelliphant
    Shelliphant Posts: 9 Member
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    For setting off all the Furbies and Tickle me Elmos at once.

    (And I DID get kicked out of Wal-Mart!)
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    For setting off all the Furbies and Tickle me Elmos at once.

    (And I DID get kicked out of Wal-Mart!)


    LMAO i've done that with about 4 different toys/musical items before. the noise was ridiculous! but i didn't get caught!
  • bystander1943
    bystander1943 Posts: 31 Member
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    For doing it - and trying to get away with it!
  • ZhayneRaye
    ZhayneRaye Posts: 240
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    For setting off all the Furbies and Tickle me Elmos at once.

    (And I DID get kicked out of Wal-Mart!)
    hard to beat

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