Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

doing a belching rendition of "never gonna give you up" over the store's intercom.

For running around frantically stealing random items out of others' carts.

watching porn on the TVs

For putting soda cans in the freezer section.

(Why have I never thought of doing this before?)

Tried to come over as a descent male but got arrested for shoplifting

for wearing his bike shorts in there. (dude I am wayyyyy too slow at this this was for the guy dressed up in bike stuff.)

For smiling at the items, even the toilet paper.

Driving backwards in the electric wheelchairs cart…."beep …..beep…… beep……. Beep…… beep"

whoehahaaaa

The glasses

Outlining elaborate dead body crime scenes in chalk near the hunting section...

Impersonating a greeter outside the restrooms

trying on lingerie, outside his clothes and outside the dressing room

flexing his muscles in the toy aisles

Riding down the isles with one leg on a shopping cart and one in the air like an awesome ice skater.

I hope you guys know what I mean. I so can't describe it. BUT WE ALL DO IT AT ONE POINT.

Riding down the isles with one leg on a shopping cart and one in the air like an awesome ice skater.

I hope you guys know what I mean. I so can't describe it. BUT WE ALL DO IT AT ONE POINT.

How did you know????