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Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    That dude opened up a bottle of Rum from the liquor isle and then openned up a 2 liter of Pepsi .....dude got drunk at Walmart....AWESOME!!!!!:bigsmile:
  • Oklahoma_girl
    Oklahoma_girl Posts: 174
    For pretending to be a Walmart employee and handing out special brownies as the MUSt have sample of the day...
  • dylan104373
    dylan104373 Posts: 55 Member
    That dude opened up a bottle of Rum from the liquor isle and then openned up a 2 liter of Pepsi .....dude got drunk at Walmart....AWESOME!!!!!:bigsmile:

    Hahaha how'd you know?? Rum and coke is my drink of choice! Well played sir...well played...
  • AbbieZabba
    AbbieZabba Posts: 110
    That dude opened up a bottle of Rum from the liquor isle and then openned up a 2 liter of Pepsi .....dude got drunk at Walmart....AWESOME!!!!!:bigsmile:

    Hahaha how'd you know?? Rum and coke is my drink of choice! Well played sir...well played...

    *LMAO*
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    stealing a bag of bird seed and making a trail from the doors, winding around the entire store, attracting any bird within range... aka there's now bird poo everywhere thanks to you.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Stole lipstick for no good reason.
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    groping a mannequin
  • mikebowers27
    mikebowers27 Posts: 26
    @Hyperfang: Running out of the store with a shopping cart of stolen beer.
  • FitnSassy
    FitnSassy Posts: 263 Member
    Not wearing a shirt!
  • minihaha80
    minihaha80 Posts: 117
    F'n up the greater when he asks to see your receipt
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    Not wearing shoes
  • VelvetMornings
    VelvetMornings Posts: 66
    pPlaying around in the aisles, knocking crap down left right and centre.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    Lol. You did for riding the bikes inside
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
    for giving the 90 year old greeter a heart attack...:)
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Trying to free the chickens from the rotisserie.
  • symkat
    symkat Posts: 70
    For running in to the store covered in fake blood with a bloody butcher knife screaming I need new clothes and a **** load of baby wipes:tongue:
  • minihaha80
    minihaha80 Posts: 117
    Literally setting up camp in the outdoors section
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    skipping down the aisles stripping her clothes off
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
    Going number two in the fitting rooms
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Camouflaging herself with gum wrappers in the candy aisle and "hunting" customers with a paint ball gun
  • estrobabe
    estrobabe Posts: 337 Member
    For taking a bike down and riding it around the store
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    for yelling her childrens' names to find them
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    For climbing on top of the counters in a monkey suit and beating his chest while whistling "Show Tunes"
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    can you say power wheels drag race
  • HotMummyMission
    HotMummyMission Posts: 1,723 Member
    Looking up womens dresses
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    you were too pretty .
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    You were mistaken for someone who regularly steals from the store.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    for alphabitizing the soup cans then building a fort in the paper aisle with packages of paper towels and toilet paper
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    @sea he rode his bike through the aisles
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    for conspiring to sell electronics to the Amish
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