Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
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    That dude opened up a bottle of Rum from the liquor isle and then openned up a 2 liter of Pepsi .....dude got drunk at Walmart....AWESOME!!!!!:bigsmile:
  • Oklahoma_girl
    Oklahoma_girl Posts: 174
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    For pretending to be a Walmart employee and handing out special brownies as the MUSt have sample of the day...
  • dylan104373
    dylan104373 Posts: 55 Member
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    That dude opened up a bottle of Rum from the liquor isle and then openned up a 2 liter of Pepsi .....dude got drunk at Walmart....AWESOME!!!!!:bigsmile:

    Hahaha how'd you know?? Rum and coke is my drink of choice! Well played sir...well played...
  • AbbieZabba
    AbbieZabba Posts: 110
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    That dude opened up a bottle of Rum from the liquor isle and then openned up a 2 liter of Pepsi .....dude got drunk at Walmart....AWESOME!!!!!:bigsmile:

    Hahaha how'd you know?? Rum and coke is my drink of choice! Well played sir...well played...

    *LMAO*
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    stealing a bag of bird seed and making a trail from the doors, winding around the entire store, attracting any bird within range... aka there's now bird poo everywhere thanks to you.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Stole lipstick for no good reason.
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
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    groping a mannequin
  • mikebowers27
    mikebowers27 Posts: 26
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    @Hyperfang: Running out of the store with a shopping cart of stolen beer.
  • FitnSassy
    FitnSassy Posts: 263 Member
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    Not wearing a shirt!
  • minihaha80
    minihaha80 Posts: 117
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    F'n up the greater when he asks to see your receipt
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Not wearing shoes
  • VelvetMornings
    VelvetMornings Posts: 66
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    pPlaying around in the aisles, knocking crap down left right and centre.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Lol. You did for riding the bikes inside
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
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    for giving the 90 year old greeter a heart attack...:)
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Trying to free the chickens from the rotisserie.
  • symkat
    symkat Posts: 70
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    For running in to the store covered in fake blood with a bloody butcher knife screaming I need new clothes and a **** load of baby wipes:tongue:
  • minihaha80
    minihaha80 Posts: 117
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    Literally setting up camp in the outdoors section
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    skipping down the aisles stripping her clothes off
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
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    Going number two in the fitting rooms
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    Camouflaging herself with gum wrappers in the candy aisle and "hunting" customers with a paint ball gun

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