Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

Causing a riot in the aisles!

For stealing a knife from sporting goods in order to cut open packages of the stuff you really wanted to steal and then accidentally cutting your leg open when attempting to hide the knife in your pocket. (True story, happened at the Walmart I work at. The guy was crying like a baby)

For being too awesome!

Crawling around being a cat lady

Jousting with bikes & light sabers in the toy dept

Instigating a Nerf war

pooping in the cat food aisle

No shirt, Im assuming no shoes. no service

For picking up the intercom at the register and using a Phony british accent

For picking up the intercom at the register and using a Phony british accent

For testing the nail clippers

For ripping open all of the packages of legos, and using them to make a giant ape.

For camping out in the garden section shooshing people who walk by because you're hunting rabbits....

For shooting nerf darts at "zombies"

For trying to return a top you bought at Target.