Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • abentrup
    abentrup Posts: 29 Member
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    For kicking your husbands *kitten* for ordering a cake at walmart
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,143 Member
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    For taking pictures for the "People of Wal-Mart" site.
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
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    @crochetluvr - for excessive knitting in the aisles! :laugh:
  • Morgaine_on_the_move
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    For attacking people with knitting needles.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    For producing sidewalk (aisle) art with various condiments
  • Moka_Lady
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    For turning the volume up on all the tvs and blaming me. =)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    For using one of the display microwaves to pop microwave popcorn then taking up residency in the middle of the aisle in Electronics to watch the movies playing on the display TV's...
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
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    @moka_lady - was kicked out for brining in those pretty butterflies: "sorry Miss, you can't bring those creatures into the store without a permit":laugh:

    @lauramac - for fatally breaking my heart with the nerf gun!
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
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    For eating the left over candy canes like they were freebies in a Costco sample station
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    For trying on the clothes outside the dressing room.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    @ Sea for riding bikes around the store & grabbing water bottles of out random people's carts to stay hydrated


    ETA: @ Mav: you wouldn't be on my team in the Nerf War?!?!?! :brokenheart: :sad:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    For opening all the deoderants to decide which "flavor" was best.
  • VelvetMornings
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    @sea: For testing their bikes
  • stellamakes3
    stellamakes3 Posts: 9 Member
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    For putting your own CD in the stereos in the car stereo section, cranking it to 11, and performing your own "Ice, Ice, Baby"
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    For attempting to use couterfit coupons produced by a kindergarten class art project.
  • NINAjustdoit
    NINAjustdoit Posts: 80 Member
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    No shirt, No service!
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    For pretending to be a celebrity complete with entourage, fans, and paparazzi. However, arrived in a Ford Focus.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    For hiding in the clothing racks yelling, "pick me, pick me!!!" at unsuspecting shoppers
  • LetsMakeupXtina
    LetsMakeupXtina Posts: 627 Member
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    for running up to cashiers saying "TAG YOUR IT!"
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    For pretending to be a greeter and frisking everyone who enters the store.