Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

@ Sea for riding bikes around the store & grabbing water bottles of out random people's carts to stay hydrated


ETA: @ Mav: you wouldn't be on my team in the Nerf War?!?!?! :brokenheart: :sad:

@sea: For testing their bikes

For attempting to use couterfit coupons produced by a kindergarten class art project.

For pretending to be a celebrity complete with entourage, fans, and paparazzi. However, arrived in a Ford Focus.

for running up to cashiers saying "TAG YOUR IT!"

Using lassos to wrangle stray carts...while people are still using them.

for stealing the pizza Iauramac baked in the over

Didn't declare her butterflies as service animals before entering the store

for skipping through out walmart and singing Justin Bieber songs.

Squoze the Charmin.

for shoplifting that shirt and getting caught!

for not wearing a shirt!! walmart has very strict rules about that! also, since you were shirtless, you gave an old lady a heart attack because you looked so hot. once she gets out of the hospital she's going to sue, just a heads up.

For tattooing people without their consent

For scaring people in the toys department........and then uploading the footage on YouTube.