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Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • weldergirl15
    weldergirl15 Posts: 103 Member
    For grabbing the cashier's butt.....u did know there would be a different alternative than getting your stuff for free by doing that right? Ee
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Grabbing a black blanket, using it as a cape & running up to various customers saying, "quickly Robin...to the Batmobile!"
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    kicked out for hand out candy while saying nice costume in feb
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Testing the winter gear in the frozen food cases
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    pretending to be santa and go on to tell every kid that there getting coal for christmas because there parent or parents were bad this year
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    truce lauramac426

    peace broker how about i dress in drag and you dress as and old dirty man who can't keep your hands off of me
  • Marvi120
    Marvi120 Posts: 24 Member
    Sneaking boxes of condoms into people's carts.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    truce lauramac426

    peace broker how about i dress in drag and you dress as and old dirty man who can't keep your hands off of me

    Done...People of Walmart here we come!
  • Nauti_Buoy
    Nauti_Buoy Posts: 135
    Got caught taking the preparation H out of their boxes and putting Icy Hot in.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Got caught taking the preparation H out of their boxes and putting Icy Hot in.

    Da *kitten*, man...you said you'd keep watch! :grumble:
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    Nauti_Buoy got kicked out for working there as a stripper
  • karendee4
    karendee4 Posts: 558 Member
    For hiding behind clothing racks jumping out and shooting people with water guns...
  • jess7386
    jess7386 Posts: 477 Member
    karen- taking selfies in the bathroom mirror!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Jess wasn't drunk enough
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    She was playing with the balls
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    He was rollerblading wearing nothing but his daisy dukes.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    @jacwhite22 - he was biting the pillows.
  • mcpherson4
    mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member
    Jacwhite kicked out for trying to light the grill in Lawn and Garden to host the family reunion on the lawn furniture displays.
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    McPherson got kicked out for replacing all the cereals with kitty litter ^_^
  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
    Opened every box of contraceptives to find "a perfect fit"
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    well damn I got skipped.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,108 Member
    Busted trying on kid's onesies.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • SweetLikeBacon
    SweetLikeBacon Posts: 17
    got a bloody nose and stuffed tampons up your nose
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    Opened every box of contraceptives to find "a perfect fit"

    True story :)
  • missxlaur
    missxlaur Posts: 286
    stealing eyeliner and mascara! your eyes are beautifulll haha
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    purchasing live fish and cocktail sauce at the same time
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    @capnrus789: For trying on childrens PJ's in the middle of the store and not the changing room.
  • missxlaur
    missxlaur Posts: 286
    purchasing live fish and cocktail sauce at the same time

    hahaha that's absurd
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Of course it's absurd! That's why you got kicked out. Everyone knows lemon juice is the far better choice!
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
    Ogling the mannikins while wearing a ninja mask, swim fins, and a Superman cape.
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