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    Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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    • Posts: 103 Member
      For grabbing the cashier's butt.....u did know there would be a different alternative than getting your stuff for free by doing that right? Ee
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Grabbing a black blanket, using it as a cape & running up to various customers saying, "quickly Robin...to the Batmobile!"
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      kicked out for hand out candy while saying nice costume in feb
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Testing the winter gear in the frozen food cases
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      pretending to be santa and go on to tell every kid that there getting coal for christmas because there parent or parents were bad this year
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      truce lauramac426

      peace broker how about i dress in drag and you dress as and old dirty man who can't keep your hands off of me
    • Posts: 24 Member
      Sneaking boxes of condoms into people's carts.
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      truce lauramac426

      peace broker how about i dress in drag and you dress as and old dirty man who can't keep your hands off of me

      Done...People of Walmart here we come!
    • Posts: 135
      Got caught taking the preparation H out of their boxes and putting Icy Hot in.
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Got caught taking the preparation H out of their boxes and putting Icy Hot in.

      Da *kitten*, man...you said you'd keep watch! :grumble:
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      Nauti_Buoy got kicked out for working there as a stripper
    • Posts: 558 Member
      For hiding behind clothing racks jumping out and shooting people with water guns...
    • Posts: 477 Member
      karen- taking selfies in the bathroom mirror!
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      Jess wasn't drunk enough
    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      She was playing with the balls
    • Posts: 1,584 Member
      He was rollerblading wearing nothing but his daisy dukes.
    • Posts: 590 Member
      @jacwhite22 - he was biting the pillows.
    • Posts: 287 Member
      Jacwhite kicked out for trying to light the grill in Lawn and Garden to host the family reunion on the lawn furniture displays.
    • Posts: 802 Member
      McPherson got kicked out for replacing all the cereals with kitty litter ^_^
    • Posts: 280 Member
      Opened every box of contraceptives to find "a perfect fit"
    • Posts: 1,584 Member
      well damn I got skipped.
    • Posts: 49,125 Member
      Busted trying on kid's onesies.

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    • Posts: 17
      got a bloody nose and stuffed tampons up your nose
    • Posts: 802 Member
      Opened every box of contraceptives to find "a perfect fit"

      True story :)
    • Posts: 286
      stealing eyeliner and mascara! your eyes are beautifulll haha
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
      purchasing live fish and cocktail sauce at the same time
    • Posts: 2,094 Member
      @capnrus789: For trying on childrens PJ's in the middle of the store and not the changing room.
    • Posts: 286
      purchasing live fish and cocktail sauce at the same time

      hahaha that's absurd
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
      Of course it's absurd! That's why you got kicked out. Everyone knows lemon juice is the far better choice!
    • Posts: 152 Member
      Ogling the mannikins while wearing a ninja mask, swim fins, and a Superman cape.
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