Is Bacon going to help me reach my goal?

2456

Replies

  • donteatmycookie
    donteatmycookie Posts: 21 Member
    You could try the Michael Phelps diet -- just wash down that bacon with three buckets of fried chicken. And then lift. (And then MOAR BACON.)
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    um seriously? do you know how nasty and fattening that sounds? find a healthier less nasty source of protein love. When I think of bacon I think of 300 pound people. i don't care what anyone else says. gross. just gross.

    I feel the same way when I see people eat Lean Cuisines, it's always the fatties eating them
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    Sure F It. I mean you may clog up your arteries and die from a heart attack, but hey when you die at least youll be buff and people can remember you for that.
  • lizlkbg
    lizlkbg Posts: 566
    Bleh. I like bacon as much as the next person, but that sounds like a LOT of saturated fat to consume every day. Why not have two pieces of bacon, plus some nuts and avacodo?

    Because my food consists of bacon and jack and coke...and that's it
    im married but......
    MARRY ME?

    BACK OFF BUDDY.
    I live in WA, we can totally gay marry here...
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    The answer to all questions is bacon.

    I beg to differ...the universal answer is Hookers and Blow...however, Bacon does come in a very close second.

    I would way rather have bacon than a hooker - bacon is USDA approved and hookers have no government agency oversight.
    EXCEPT at the Bunny Ranch in Arizona....they have mandated checks and its legal :)
  • SweetLikeBacon
    SweetLikeBacon Posts: 17
    um seriously? do you know how nasty and fattening that sounds? find a healthier less nasty source of protein love. When I think of bacon I think of 300 pound people. i don't care what anyone else says. gross. just gross.

    You're not being very nice
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    The answer to all questions is bacon.

    I beg to differ...the universal answer is Hookers and Blow...however, Bacon does come in a very close second.

    I would way rather have bacon than a hooker - bacon is USDA approved and hookers have no government agency oversight.
    EXCEPT at the Bunny Ranch in Arizona....they have mandated checks and its legal :)

    See! and the Blow cancels out and diseases anyways...duh.
  • Aello11
    Aello11 Posts: 312 Member
    Fitness Plan=

    EXERCISE = X R size

    =' egga are sides'

    =eggs are sides for Bacon

    Fitness Plan = BACON!!

    I bow to your logic ... must have more bacon!!!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Because my food consists of bacon and jack and coke...and that's it

    Can I pick 'em or can I pick 'em?
  • Improvised
    Improvised Posts: 925 Member
    Sure F It. I mean you may clog up your arteries and die from a heart attack, but hey when you die at least youll be buff and people can remember you for that.
    Based on the responses here, I'm pretty sure the OP was joking.
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    um seriously? do you know how nasty and fattening that sounds? find a healthier less nasty source of protein love. When I think of bacon I think of 300 pound people. i don't care what anyone else says. gross. just gross.

    Shut your dirty *kitten* mouth.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    OohBurn.gif
  • msshermax
    msshermax Posts: 3
    why bacon...there are many good sources of protein such as nuts with good fat.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I think you need some protein powder to really activate those muscles.

    2.jpg
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTltJ8yYO0QIdE-SAV62uD7NKLO3DNUQH8T-33lgKrOBkct-uXo5Zxqd4vx
    oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh


    why'd you gotta go there?!?!?!?
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    Bacon does not need to get anyone to a goal - it just is.
  • FullOfWin
    FullOfWin Posts: 1,414 Member
    um seriously? do you know how nasty and fattening that sounds? find a healthier less nasty source of protein love. When I think of bacon I think of 300 pound people. i don't care what anyone else says. gross. just gross.

    Strong first post

    OK not really

    Bacon





















    Bacon
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    I think you need some protein powder to really activate those muscles.

    2.jpg
    OU OU!! EVER HEARD OF CHOC COVERED BACON?!?!

    new recipe!! fry bacon up crispy then "Bread" it with chocolate Protein Shake Mix!!!
  • AmberFaith90
    AmberFaith90 Posts: 904 Member
    troll-the-forum-kid-make-yourself-famous.jpg
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    Bacon does not need to get anyone to a goal - it just is.
    bacon already IS the goal :)
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    bacon_zps4c112114.jpg
  • dimoul
    dimoul Posts: 137 Member
    Yes, but only if you rub some bacon on it.

    See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Should I lift before or after the bacon?

    Yes.

    Also during.
  • MizSaz
    MizSaz Posts: 445 Member
    um seriously? do you know how nasty and fattening that sounds? find a healthier less nasty source of protein love. When I think of bacon I think of 300 pound people. i don't care what anyone else says. gross. just gross.


    Says the girl with Paula Deen listed as an inspiration. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Bacon is gross. Just don't eat it.
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
    And here I thought you meant the Kevin variety of Bacon.
  • Luvmesumkenny
    Luvmesumkenny Posts: 779 Member
    BACON WILL MAKE ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE....
  • Kayciemae02
    Kayciemae02 Posts: 58 Member
    43119210152021519516996.jpg


    I love this. I think I need this shirt!! But I have to say - I love love LOVE bacon, but a pound a day? really? That seems quite excessive.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Bacon's unique properties actually increase your strength 27.6% per each session of lifting. also the grease is Beneficial for your joints and artery because it is so slippery everything just seems to move along really well. So basically if you care about your heart and you want to get strong you'll eat bacon
  • jodfie
    jodfie Posts: 144 Member
    um seriously? do you know how nasty and fattening that sounds? find a healthier less nasty source of protein love. When I think of bacon I think of 300 pound people. i don't care what anyone else says. gross. just gross.


    Says the girl with Paula Deen listed as an inspiration. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    one word: DIABEETUS
  • BluenoserChick
    BluenoserChick Posts: 106 Member
    The answer to all questions is bacon.

    I beg to differ...the universal answer is Hookers and Blow...however, Bacon does come in a very close second.

    Bacon is first. Then Hookers and Blow.... then Liquor and *kitten*. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO92VGKOYy4
This discussion has been closed.

Categories