Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

for pretending to conduct a haz-mat clean up

for throwing random chickens at me

for peeing on the floor

for starting a conga line

for securing all your purchases to the cart with velcro

for eating whipped cream directly from the can

for trying to swim in the puddles

for trying to hide during my musical, you are the lead you need to be up front

for seeing how many tshirts he could wear at the same time

for busting open the fingerpaints in the arts and crafts aisle and body painting the floor.