Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

Terasome · January 2013

for licking the floor

SeaRunner26 · January 2013

for pretending to conduct a haz-mat clean up

IzzyBooNZ1 · January 2013

FOR NOT WASHING THEIR CHICKEN OMG

Terasome · January 2013

for throwing random chickens at me

IzzyBooNZ1 · January 2013

Doing the chicken dance

lisa28115 · January 2013

for peeing on the floor

SeaRunner26 · January 2013

for signing all the greeting cards

squishypillow · January 2013

for starting a conga line

Biggoal50 · January 2013

persistently hitting on the greeter

SeaRunner26 · January 2013

for securing all your purchases to the cart with velcro

squishypillow · January 2013

spraying shaving cream on a bald persons head

SeaRunner26 · January 2013

for eating whipped cream directly from the can

squishypillow · January 2013

threatening someone with a watergun

Terasome · January 2013

for trying to swim in the puddles

SeaRunner26 · January 2013

for choreographing a musical in the intimate apparel department

Terasome · January 2013

for trying to hide during my musical, you are the lead you need to be up front

SeaRunner26 · January 2013

for casting me as the lead knowing full well I can't find my tap shoes

squishypillow · January 2013

for seeing how many tshirts he could wear at the same time

Terasome · January 2013

for trying on the mens boxer shorts

queenbear5 · January 2013

for busting open the fingerpaints in the arts and crafts aisle and body painting the floor.

SeaRunner26 · January 2013

for testing the vacuum cleaners by dumping out Cheerios on the floor

Terasome · January 2013

for trying to use a cheerio as an engagement ring

edge_dragoncaller · January 2013

For standing in the childrens' department with 2 different brands of lube and asking all the parent which one they would recommend

polarsjewel · January 2013

Pinning wings on the old man greeters

TropicalFlowerz · January 2013

eating all the protein bars...

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

Putting throw rugs on skateboards & riding around the store screaming, "A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!!!!!!!"

Tony_Brewski · January 2013

For kicking a soccer ball at the TV displays.

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

For yellow carding my soccer efforts :grumble:

TheNewJesse · January 2013

For checking people into the products yelling "Im a Broad Street Bully"

MD1978 · January 2013

for impersonating an employee in the womens fitting room

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