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    My wife is at it again

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    • Posts: 6,626 Member
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      that IS a healthy breakfast.




      does she like guests?!!?!?

      QFT.
    • Posts: 618
      I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

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      Was there gravy? No breakfast is complete without gravy...
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      OP, WHAT ABOUT THE TOXINS?
    • Posts: 1,012 Member
      Your wife is a dilhole!













      Note to mods and anyone thinking of reporting me: This is a joke.
    • Posts: 469 Member
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    • Posts: 784 Member
      you call that a portion of steak?
    • Posts: 128 Member
      Oh, you poor thing... :) She can make ME breakfast!!

      But seriously, if you don't like what she puts together, make your own. Or, to completely change things up and maybe score some extra brownie points - MAKE HER BREAKFAST!!
    • Posts: 229 Member
      Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?


      What is everyone else in the house eating that you want to eat more than that lovely piece of steak?
    • Posts: 192 Member
      Wow, mine won't even warm up water for my coffee...lol...oh well, all good, I like making my own food. She hates what I eat, so it works out well for the both of us.
    • Posts: 2,544 Member
      Oh, you poor thing... :) She can make ME breakfast!!

      But seriously, if you don't like what she puts together, make your own. Or, to completely change things up and maybe score some extra brownie points - MAKE HER BREAKFAST!!

      But all I can make is pancakes, sausage, bacon and eggs. I always burn the toast.
    • Posts: 994 Member
      That steak with some eggs would hit the spot! My husband would be thrilled if I made that for him. Although I think the potatoes are a little much.
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
      Do you know where you credit cards are?
    • Posts: 128 Member
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      But all I can make is pancakes, sausage, bacon and eggs. I always burn the toast.

      There's these amazing little electronic devices (quite reasonably priced, too), wherein you place bread into slots, push a lever down, and a minute later, the bread pops up perfectly toasted!! TA-DAAHH!!
    • Posts: 86 Member
      That's actually a really good breakfast... maybe minus the potatoes. High in healthy fats, low carb, high in protein.

      Your wife loves you... that's what that breakfast says.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      I'm pretty sure your wife hates you.
    • Posts: 2,086 Member
      Where the funk is dessert?????
    • Posts: 6,239 Member
      Just break up with her.
    • Posts: 3,958 Member
      poor potatoes.


      why o why do they get so much hate?
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
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      lolwut????
      "Do it my way or I'll do it myself!"

      It's a threat. Duh.
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
      I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

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      That looks delicious! Just enjoy it. Dry toast is for birds and people who are nauseous.
    • Posts: 2,086 Member
      Steak and french fries is better!!!

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    • Posts: 160 Member
      Humm.. eat the fish and leave the rest!
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
      You owe her. Make her dinner.
      Tacos and waffles.
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      You owe her. Make her dinner.
      Tacos and waffles.

      Hellz Yeah!
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      she's trying to sabotage you. maybe even kill you.

      here.... let me take that off your hands... for safety.
    • Posts: 6,128 Member
      I can't believe how awful and mean you are! I try to keep all of my lustiness to the PM hours as I just can't get any real satisfaction until after work . . . and then you go and post this before 10 AM! So now I'm going to sit here lusting after your breakfast and wanting to eat all the cow until I can find myself in posession of a big slab of meat tonight.
    • Posts: 2,724 Member
      I'm trying desperately to eat healthy but my wife fed me this for breakfast, steak, mashed potatoes and avocado! Shouldn't I be eating dry toast or something? Is it too much to ask that I eat what everyone else in the house is eating?

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      If she loved you, she would have separated the avocado from its skin. What's for breakfast tomorrow, and what time should i be there?
    • Posts: 4,493 Member
      Breakfast?! My god, what does she serve for dinner?

      Also, man up and make yourself a healthy breakfast.

      :laugh: ^^ this
    • Posts: 98 Member
      Eat it. Then have sex with her.
    • Posts: 222 Member
      why is she serving you dinner for breakfast? backwards logic?
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