Break up with the person above you.
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I... You... *sniff* I cant... just... UGH!! *Runs away*0
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I hate to end this....... but I get confused with the two of you in your picture.
HAAAAAA!
I'm sorry, but your mohawk.... It's too epic. There can't be this much awesomeness in one relationship. I need someone with flatter hair.0 -
I was wrong, I'm just not into girls . It's over !0
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I simply broke my addiction to you. But let me have one last taste...0
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@ simplyaddict I hate to leave you, but I am going to date Taylor Swift- I just want a song written about me. Will you take me back in a week?0
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@ simplyxaddict: What if I don't want to?0
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Oh come on...stand up and do what you have to do...((shaking my head)). I can't take this ..Good bye Forever.0
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@ simplyaddict I hate to leave you, but I am going to date Taylor Swift- I just want a song written about me. Will you take me back in a week?
no way !!! iknew you were trouble when you walked in.0 -
I'm Batman.0
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I'm sorry, but me and hipster cats just don't have enough in common
*sobs and walks out the door0 -
you love the piercing more than you love me. i can't have that.0
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um... well... hmmmm...
I'm sort of ... i just wanted to say... I've been thinking a lot... well... hmmm ... shoot! Do you smell bacon?
**N8 runs away**0 -
hey man, good morning. ummmmmmmmmm *kitten*, this isn't where I parked my car. See ya0
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You cheated on me with a student hairstylist? WE are OVER!0
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I am sorry, fall is great but I am in love with Spring.0
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There's someone else...0
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I'm sorry but you're too cute....I can't be with someone cuter than me....and a female! :-)0
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You bring me down...you need to have more confidence in yourself..0
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i have your red lipstick everywhere.... i told you to stop play with it... it's over0
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You need to stop sending naked pictures to boys it upsets me a lot pfttttt seeya0
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That's my hulk top get out0
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The ticking of your clock drives me crazy and you refuse to get rid of it! I have lost the "It's the clock or me" battle and am leaving.0
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@Mrder ....................................... Oh hunny, Ive tried I really have, but this cant go on, I want to make this work I really do but you are too goddamn sexy and the girls wont leave you alone.
@showmm Im sorry sweety but your hair clashes with mine and you refuse to change it, I'm leaving0 -
You told me you were a pretty blonde now I find out you're a big muscled black man I mean I'm easy going but not that easy going its over0
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I'm done experimenting, I need boobs0
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Working out an getting to hot for me I need to downgrade to make myself feel better0
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I like men too much sorry.0
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I can't date a vegan.0
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