Strangest thing you have heard a kid say
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savvygurl101
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I am a teacher at a high school, I hear the weirdest things from my students. Just want to know what else people are hearing from kids these days. Here is mine for the day.
"The chicken quesadilla is my true love, the steak nachos are just my *kitten* on the side"
"The chicken quesadilla is my true love, the steak nachos are just my *kitten* on the side"
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I am a teacher at a high school, I hear the weirdest things from my students. Just want to know what else people are hearing from kids these days. Here is mine for the day.
"The chicken quesadilla is my true love, the steak nachos are just my *kitten* on the side"
Sounds like normal on a forum...0 -
" Miss....Im so sorry about how bad I've been, can you suspend me from school? Tank you. Tank you very much. "0
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lol my daughter(3) wanted a treat, so i say well have you asked your brother(2) if he wants some to?
daughter- do you want a treat!! do you! do you!!??
son- kjhh hdjh hjhmbn = ( baby language)
daughter- that means yes in spanish... ( referring to what my son said lol )
it was funny lol because we dont speak spanish !! lol..0 -
I am a teacher at a high school, I hear the weirdest things from my students. Just want to know what else people are hearing from kids these days. Here is mine for the day.
"The chicken quesadilla is my true love, the steak nachos are just my *kitten* on the side"
Lol!!! Omg where do these kids come up with this stuff?0 -
I get that all the time
"Miss what do i have to do to get suspended? What would it take for you to send me to ISS?"0 -
Right before Christmas I walked by a Mom and her son and overheard her say "No honey, reindeers don't eat people". I laughed my butt off.0
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Years ago when I was a camp counselor for 6th graders I overheard a boy giving advice on girls to another boy. They were checking out the possibilities of girls at camp to flirt with and the all knowing boy told the lesser experienced of the 2 not to go for "girls who wear makeup because underneath all that they are the ugliest one's". To this day I think it's the funniest thing I've ever heard a kid say.0
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"I see dead people" Yea ok kid what ever0
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I am a teacher at a high school, I hear the weirdest things from my students. Just want to know what else people are hearing from kids these days. Here is mine for the day.
"The chicken quesadilla is my true love, the steak nachos are just my *kitten* on the side"
Lol!!! Omg where do these kids come up with this stuff?
well at least that's high school kids. our kindergartener recently informed his father that his classroom crush who is crushing back is not actually his wife after all. she is his girlfriend. his wife is in room 12. when asked by his father why is SHE your wife (puzzled cause all we ever heard of was the girlfriend in the same class) his reply was.."because she loves me". seriously we don't even know where to start sorting all this through.0 -
Me, my husband, and our 4-year-old (at the time) son were at the park. My son was talking to another woman there with her children and said to her "do you see that man standing over there with that girl (me)? That's my dad!"0
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I was having a conversation with a 10 year old about horses. She knew my husband doesn't like them. She told me that I should get a horse and name it Kawasaki so Jake will want to ride it.0
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I was out to dinner and "Puff the Magic Dragon" came on at the restaurant. A little girl at the table next to me said loudly "Mom! This is a Jewish song!"
I almost choked trying to not laugh out loud.0 -
Me, my husband, and my 4-year-old (at the time) son were at the park. My son was talking to another woman there with her children and said to her "do you see that man standing over there with that girl (me)? That's my dad!"0
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Look mommy... You have cat hair!
Um...
:blushing:
well, they DO call it a *****0 -
My 7-year old son and I were watching the superbowl and during Beyonce's performance he said, "She should really put on some pants. You can totally see up her skirt. Helloooo? Private Parts!"0
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I've posted this before. .but It's so good!
So my kid sometimes requires me to squat in front of the toilet while he's on it and he lays his head down on my knees. . .don't ask. .
Anyway, he's laying down on my knees and he says "I like yours better, because when mommy does it, my head goes down there and I smell something weird. ."
Of course I almost choked to death at this point but I manage to say: "Oh really Russell, what does it smell like?". .
"I dunno. . Dead Squirrels?"
(don't worry, we're already divorced ) )0 -
My oldest son used to always feel like he wasn't being heard, so he would preface really important stuff by saying, "Ok, MOM..... hear my words and see my booty" which, to him, meant to stop everything and pay attention. No idea why!?!?!?!
My cousin's youngest child is now a huge fan of vampire shows/movies. She's three years old and although that would be a bit out of range for something I'd let my kids watch at that age, not my call -- anyway, now she runs around saying, "I's a wampire and I smuck you bloods" which is the cutest thing till she actually tries to 'smuck' you!0 -
After watching The Avengers with their dad my boys told me about the film which had "Hot Guy" and "Black Weirdo" in it.0
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about 7 years ago i worked at a retail store and a girl (age about 10) came in and asked me if we sold bell-bottoms. as i began to answer that we didnt she proceeded to explain to me what bell bottoms were. i thought it was so funny.0
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My daughter comes up with weird nicknames for my boobs.
The weirdest so far has been door knobs and meatballs.0
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