The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    oh here, let me help you to my bed....

    Don't do it man...I hear she has started her own cellar....
    That's a risk I'm willing to take...

    Ok but try not to cross swords with the other 6 guys she has stored up.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
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    didn't i already say one at a time? i don't have guys in the cellar... they're on speed dial :tongue:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    didn't i already say one at a time? i don't have guys in the cellar... they're on speed dial :tongue:

    I have heard that one before...by speed dial she is refering to the combination locks...but hey I am just the bouncer playing nice per the kings instructions...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
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    i'm not so desperate to chain my men up. if you think me thus, then you can find a new wench. i'm employed here because i'm amazing at taking care of the needs of the Slipit Inn's guests....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
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    i guess i'll just have to take you under the blanket (again) and remind you of my skills....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    i guess i'll just have to take you under the blanket (again) and remind you of my skills....

    You do what you have to and remember I have been REAL bad......
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
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    noted.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    Do we have to list our needs in any order, alphabetically, by importance?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
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    i would go by importance and need.... i'll get to the rest of the alphabet after that....
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    Then I shall have to share a photo of my strong arms in which to enfold you against my broad chest... But can't at work. Anticipation for later....
    You bettet get ready harvo. When ken shows up with his "pecks pics" Oboe will probably drop her linens and run off with him. The man chops wood don't forget. And she's already seen his backside!
    I don't think so Slim, I too am in need of toning...
    But this was about holding... protecting...
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    jjxr1l.jpg

    Any ladies want to join us?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
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    Are you squeezing that teddy's bottom?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
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    i wear teddys, i don't snuggle with them :wink:
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    Are you squeezing that teddy's bottom?
    I am indeed, I like squeezing bottoms (female, he hastily adds...)
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    i wear teddys, i don't snuggle with them :wink:
    Then you, me and our teddies should get together..:flowerforyou: :love:
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    wait, what's "naff" mean? i think it's perfect for our thread...
    In case no-one said - naff means bad, sub standard, not good etc
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    :wink:
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    Looks like this is my page...
    Should be preparing for my job interview but...
    I guess I'll just take this opportunity to play with myself :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    Goodnight y'all, hopefully we'll all be back tomorrow. Sleep well peeps
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 392 Member
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    Morning all, is it still just me? Did teddy scare everyone off?

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