You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
    When you can't cross your legs. And when you have to put your foot over your knee just so you can tie your shoe laces.
  • Kany
    Kany Posts: 336
    When you wear skirts everyday to work because you can no longer fit into your "fat" pants.
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
    when you ask your 10 yr old "sweetheart is mommy fat?" and she replies "mom I really don't want answer that or I'll hurt your feelings!"

    Can you imagine how I felt.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    When reaching to wipe become a chore
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
    You sit down in the recliner and your belly doubles as your food tray, not only my plate but my soda too..

    You walk into a buffet and everyone rushes to get in front of you.

    You sit down in a chair wondering if it is going to hold you.
  • Lisafrazier71
    Lisafrazier71 Posts: 59 Member
    ...when there's another butt where your stomach once was :(
  • dawn_eichert
    dawn_eichert Posts: 487 Member
    LMAO....

    When you lay down on the bed to button and zip your pants and then have to yell to someone to come rescue you off the bed
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    When the guy at the river won't rent you one of the mini jet boats because he says you're too big. When you're afraid to ride a roller coaster because those bar thingies never seem to click all the way down over your stomach or across your giant boobs.

    So glad those days are over. The first time I flew after I lost 100 pounds, I kept the tray table down the whole flight, just because I could! It used to only come 1/3 of the way down before hitting my stomach. Not handy at that angle for much of anything. Your peanuts just slide off the back.
  • scribb
    scribb Posts: 3,659 Member
    When the only 6 pack you have is in your fridge.
  • toque88
    toque88 Posts: 113 Member
    When your youngest asks you "Is there a baby in there?"
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    when you drop your fork on the floor and just look at it and say F*#k it ill get a new one and just step over it and leave it there lol
  • LORIANN1108
    LORIANN1108 Posts: 11
    WHEN YOU STOP GOING TO BALL GAMES BECAUSE YOU DON'T FIT IN THE SEAT
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    When your talking scale says, "One at a time, b!tches!"

    When you can no longer see your private parts unless you are looking in the mirror.

    When cutting your own toenails becomes an extreme sport.
  • LORIANN1108
    LORIANN1108 Posts: 11
    I HAVE ONE BETTER...YOU CHILD ASKS WHO IN IN YOUR WEDDING PICTURE WITH YOUR HUSBAND!!!!
  • ScottA1972
    ScottA1972 Posts: 6
    When you have to go to the big and tall section/store, and you AIN'T tall!
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
    When I have to buy new scrubs because my thighs rubbing together have worn holes in them. :sad:
  • mrsk27
    mrsk27 Posts: 9 Member
    you get horrid red stretch marks and you aint had a baby
  • vlnalto
    vlnalto Posts: 64 Member
    It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:

    This.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    .. you have to buy bigger panties.


    We all know those can stretch a size or two!

    i feel you on that one :grumble:
  • RingSize8
    RingSize8 Posts: 175 Member
    The drive thru seems like too much work. I mean, you have to get up and walk to your car, then walk back to the couch once you get home with the food. Luckily, you can eat in the car on the way home with the food to give yourself energy to make it from the car to the couch. Getting food delivered might seem like a better option. ...but yet, getting up and answering the door for the pizza delivery guy is it's own problem. Why can't they just delivery the pizza to my lap? I would gladly pay extra. ;)
  • Fiesty1006
    Fiesty1006 Posts: 95 Member
    When you always use the wheelchair accessible bathroom stall... even though you're not in a wheelchair because the idea of going into a regular bathroom stall makes you feel claustrophobic... and like you simply won't be able to fit comfortably for those few moments....
  • Helenal91
    Helenal91 Posts: 71
    You have to go to the larger size section of the shop
  • kaztaz55
    kaztaz55 Posts: 11 Member
    For men:

    When you go over a speed bump and your man boobs jiggle.
  • missmae182828
    missmae182828 Posts: 16
    When your pants get shorter and you know they didn't shrink.

    I swore I wasn't crazy!!
  • OddChoices
    OddChoices Posts: 244 Member
    When you don't want to be photographed

    When looking in the mirror makes you want to cry
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    the vs showtime lacie panty that is "one size fits all" is tight on you! ugh, i don't even wear it anymore and i even bought some crappy lotion just to get it! :grumble:
  • CharlotteTheCoffeeLover
    CharlotteTheCoffeeLover Posts: 1,205 Member
    When your fat jeans get too tight, When getting out of the car becomes a painful task, when getting into the car sucks too because the steering wheel pushes into your stomach....Ugh so glad those days are over!!

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  • kwilliams386
    kwilliams386 Posts: 156 Member
    Or when your pants DO split...at work....of all places!

    yup.. 3 pairs in 4 months... all JEANS.. the first 2 pairs I blamed on being "too old," the third.. I just cried..
  • CharlotteTheCoffeeLover
    CharlotteTheCoffeeLover Posts: 1,205 Member
    This one made me laugh hard ...
    For men:

    When you go over a speed bump and your man boobs jiggle.

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  • misalillstead
    misalillstead Posts: 407 Member
    When your stretchy work scrubs don't fit anymore... :(

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