You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • when you're the person taking up most of the room in the backseat with two other people..
  • rustyguy
    rustyguy Posts: 51 Member
    "When you break your chair at work"

    Been there, done that. It was just the most horrible day.
  • When shaving your legs turns into yoga.

    THIS :tongue:
  • taciturnity
    taciturnity Posts: 69 Member
    When instead of thinking about what you will do that night, you think about what you'll have for dinner.

    When you're worried about playing your kinect bc the downstairs neighbors might think you're moving furniture.

    When you scramble to be in the back of group pictures.
  • When all your pants start ripping in the crotch
  • When I have to hold my breath so I can tie my shoe.

    When I have to rock to get off the couch.

    When I see a cute blouse that doesn't come in my size.

    Want me to keep em coming?!?!?!?!?
  • loria508
    loria508 Posts: 41 Member
    Soooo true!
  • When you give yourself stomach ache cos your pants are two tight! So end up back in your pjs half way through the day!




    My motivation to lose weight - to fit on the roller coaster in June for my 30th! :drinker:
  • When your pants get shorter and you know they didn't shrink.

    THIS!

    100% AGREE! That's the worst


    THIS is literally happening to me TODAY. One of my fav pair of go to black pants suddenly seem like floods on me...TFG I am back on a program again :blushing:
  • fara180
    fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
    you know you're getting fat when you cant look down and see your feet.
  • you know you're getting fat when you cant look down and see your feet.

    I just kept telling myself my boobs were the reason I couldn't see my toes
  • dmurphy1975
    dmurphy1975 Posts: 45 Member
    When looking at your cell phone pics and find shots of yourself taken by your 5 year old. I swear they can make a supermodel look fat.
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    you know you're getting fat when you cant look down and see your feet.

    I just kept telling myself my boobs were the reason I couldn't see my toes

    Ha! ^^This^^ !!!!
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    When you go to sit down and your underwear rolls down. :grumble:
  • NCchar130
    NCchar130 Posts: 955 Member
    When you see a photograph of yourself and you think "who is that? WTF, is that ME???" :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • kittykat925
    kittykat925 Posts: 64 Member
    When you're driving and your pants are so tight you have to unbutton them just to breathe comfortably...
    Been there too many times :noway:
  • kittykat925
    kittykat925 Posts: 64 Member
    This one made me roll LOL...but it's SO true
    When all your pants start ripping in the crotch
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    When summer's coming and instead of looking forward to the nice weather, you dread the fact that you won't be able to hide in your "layered look".

    Oh, and also because of all the bending-over yard work.
  • kerricolby
    kerricolby Posts: 232 Member
    When you have to clean yourself with a rag on a stick

    Wesley, get mama's prying bar.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    When you wear nylons and your walking and it makes a swiishhh sound. :ohwell:
  • aerochic42
    aerochic42 Posts: 843 Member
    too many of those posts are ringing true in your head and you start thinking about all those red flags. oh and the pants I bought probably less than a month ago are already tight
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    When you get in the shower and your feet don't get wet.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    When you ask a stripper for a lap dance, and she stares pointedly at your lack of a lap :sad:
  • ifoundroadkill
    ifoundroadkill Posts: 96 Member
    When your in a dark bedroom with your hubby and he has more then once confused gut for breast!
  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
    When you go to sit down and your underwear rolls down. :grumble:


    I hate this!!!
  • harunosakura
    harunosakura Posts: 223 Member
    when your pants leave marks on your stomach
  • When your thighs rubbin' together cause your jeans to go thin in the crotch area. D:<
  • orangeyellowkayak
    orangeyellowkayak Posts: 97 Member
    when you walk past a table and knock stuff off because you forget your hips are too big.
  • taliar93
    taliar93 Posts: 111 Member
    when you're on public transport and your butt spills over to the second seat.. :frown:
  • taliar93
    taliar93 Posts: 111 Member
    When people tell you to take the backseat on whichever side because they know you don't fit in the middle. and when they automatically give you the front passenger seat.