Strangest thing you have heard a kid say

When my oldest tried telling me what kind of dog the president had she kept repeating "watergese portudog" I laughed so hard. I finally had to correct her.

my youngest one, when he was about 4, developed this HUGE crush on faith hill. he was totally convinced that she was his girlfriend. one day, we were at his aunt's house visiting, and he had just woke up from a nap, and he came to tell me about how he had a dream about his girlfriend. they had gone on a picnic in the woods, and they were climbing trees, and he found a monkey and he caught it for her. pretending like i'm interested, i ask him what he did with the monkey, and he tells me he gave it to her, and she was petting his monkey. at this point, his aunt and i look at each other, our minds going straight into the gutter with the innuendo, of course, and we snicker. then he tells us how the monkey escaped and he was trying to catch it, and his monkey was jumping into the bush, and out of the bush, and into the bush, and out of the bush. i think we almost died laughing LOL

My 2-year-old nephew was sick with the flu last week. A few days ago my six-year-old daughter wakes up coughing and sneezing and says "Mom, I think Bray got me sick. I told him to stay away from me, but he didn't listen!"

A few minutes into the halftime show of the Super Bowl my daughter turns to us and says "I thought we were watching football." Hahaha. She cracks me up.

Just this afternoon from my six year old son on the way home from school:

Son: Mom, you know what makes me sad about Grandpa?
Me: No, what honey?
Son: That he has all those red veins on his face.
Me: Oh, okay darlin' but let's not tell him that because we don't want to hurt his feelings.
Daughter chimes in: What do you mean? Red veins on his face?
Me: Some people just have them.
Son: It means he's dying.

My son (3) to his Grandmother: "You can't drive because you're a girl."
Grandmother: "But I DO drive...."
Son: "Well.... That's because you're sort of a 'manish' girl."

He's clearly been spending too much time in the car with his father.

Lolll

when my daughter was 4, she swallowed a penny. After x-rays and a quick check by the doctor, he said she was good to go but we'd probably lost our penny forever. Putting her hands on her hips, she looks right at him and says "that's ok. We have lots of money at home." and she walked out of the room.

My parents live close to a dairy queen and my little sister walked over there one day and was pan handling for ice cream, she told someone that her dad never let her see her mom and some other sad lines. This is a very small town, a friend brought her home and told my mom what she was saying. Mom says to my little sister "What if they put your Dad in jail for your lies?" My little sister said "It's OK, I'd go visit him."

Also when she was really little when she was scared she would say "I'm creepy"

My mom's favorite story to tell about me as a child was the day I threw a temper-tantrum. Note that I was always a very docile child... I never acted up in any way. This particular day when I was about three, I didn't get my way and threw a toy across the room screaming. I looked up at my mom, eyes round as saucers and asked, "Do you think Santa saw that?"

That is so CUTE!!! :laugh:

"Look, mom! A chocolate man!"

Last night my daughter said that day at school she learned all about "the stinks". I said, "the stinks? What is that?" (Besides the obvious). She said it looks like a lion and it's in Egypt! I said, "ohhhh! The Sphinx!"

LOL! my grandson came to me , he said Ma, you are old school and I'm new school!:laugh:

idk but kids grab my *kitten* all the time! like, kids on the street, just run to you, grab your *kitten* and run away, it really pisses me off.

Main St. at Disneyland, CA? Yeah, me too...

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