Break up with the person above you.

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  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
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    Your apron doesn't really match mine.
  • BLSaw
    BLSaw Posts: 216 Member
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    its not me, its you :)
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Those are YOUR pink panties i found in my laundry bag...i'm out!
  • sunman00
    sunman00 Posts: 872 Member
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    Mick Jagger lips, toooooooo much
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    I have enough kids..I don't need more....sorry, it is you...not me.
  • xmangoteax
    xmangoteax Posts: 21 Member
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    you just look too angelic for me with your blue eyes and bright skin! I like the badboy type.
  • riley76051
    riley76051 Posts: 27
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    A pink dress? Come on, you're the angelic one. You're always judging other people's ethereal faces instead.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    Not into zoe deshanel look alikes
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    i can't

    ETA: how could I break up with mrs jones? we got a thing going on and it's much too strong to let. it. go. nooowwww.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    You never came back for your heels...
  • confab151
    confab151 Posts: 298 Member
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    I can't look into the sun anymore. ow...my eyes...good-bye
  • Rebeccaben
    Rebeccaben Posts: 16
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    You justdon't care about yourself enough to pull yourself together. ..
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    Ive realized I'm straight.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    4 kids,10 years of marriage and she still wont use my last name..its over!!
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
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    You're not as awesome as me.. Sorry.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    @ Sam -Since you've lost 80 lbs...you have wandering eyes. I feel so neglected.:sad:

    @ Zombie - I am tired of doing all the work..you just lay there..wtf...
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    you use words like "Groovy".
  • xALEXANDROx
    xALEXANDROx Posts: 3,416 Member
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    YOUR HAIR IS ALWYS ON THE WAY .
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    I'm sick of arguing with you! See ya! never!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    I'm sick of arguing with you! See ya! never!

    im sorry, im just not into a younger attractive woman

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