Break up with the person above you.

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  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
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    @Hooki: I don't date cats...or stuffed animals. Sorry!
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
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    @ sis...clearly you are not sorry you ate the last cupcake either...sniff.
  • nicolemtracy
    nicolemtracy Posts: 301 Member
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    You gave me crabs! D:
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
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    annnd... I am not a cat :laugh:
    ahem.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    I don't like the way you look at me!!!
  • BrittBritt12321
    BrittBritt12321 Posts: 247 Member
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    You leave lipstick stains all over the bed, you gotta go!
  • Valqis
    Valqis Posts: 1,016 Member
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    You always look at life in a slanted view. It has to be head on or nothing. I'm sorry
  • MayaSPapaya
    MayaSPapaya Posts: 735 Member
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    I was never into light sabers...and you are clearly very into them. Conflict of interests.
  • 73Freckles
    73Freckles Posts: 201 Member
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    you see right into my soul...i have no privacy anymore. it's over. stop staring at me!
  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
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    I realized I'm straight. It's over.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    You're a seashell hoarder. That's just weird...
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    @the lusir I can't be with someone who's better looking than me. NEXT!
  • HeavierThan_Heaven
    HeavierThan_Heaven Posts: 246 Member
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    Your shiney hair makes me think you are having an affair with your stylist.
  • susheetush
    susheetush Posts: 621 Member
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    You look better in my clothes than I do!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    What did I tell you about wanting to get into someone elses panties! (high 5)
  • Ascolti_la_musica
    Ascolti_la_musica Posts: 676 Member
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    I'm just not into kids, no matter how cute they are.
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
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    I don't like it whenever we go at it, that cat stares at me.
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    Your penis gets in the way...
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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    You killed Kenny. You *kitten*!
  • fatgirlslove
    fatgirlslove Posts: 614 Member
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    *slaps your face* I KNOW what you did last summer!

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