Master Cleanse
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You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to test me on my knowledge of the MC. I bet I know more about it than anyone on this entire forum. I have read the book so many times, it's almost memorized. I know this like the back of my hand with no additional research needed.
This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be
all.
It's not non productive if it helps someone else avoid doing something that's potentially dangerous
http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/the-lemonade-diet-master-cleanse-diet
http://www.health.com/health/article/0,,20409933,00.html
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18595886/#.UT_DH1dnSSo
http://www.everydayhealth.com/blog/zimney-health-and-medical-news-you-can-use/master-cleanse-diet-master-scam/0 -
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If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to test me on my knowledge of the MC. I bet I know more about it than anyone on this entire forum. I have read the book so many times, it's almost memorized. I know this like the back of my hand with no additional research needed.
Obviously.
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If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to test me on my knowledge of the MC. I bet I know more about it than anyone on this entire forum. I have read the book so many times, it's almost memorized. I know this like the back of my hand with no additional research needed.
Obviously.
Need help? LMAO!
This is 100% true!0 -
You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.
This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.
Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.0 -
Actual conversation I overheard while getting coffee the other day:
Woman: "Hey look, they have that syrup. The stuff we used when we did that lemonade drink thing"
Man: "Oh. That didn't help anything"
Woman: "Yeah...that was a dumb idea"
That about sums it up.
My other feelings on this thread:
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You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.
This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.
Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.
When I was little, I thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.0 -
This thread is hilarious.0
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You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.
This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.
Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.
also, Aunt Jemima hasn't been maple syrup for years. it's artificially flavored and colored corn syrup.0 -
You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.
This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.
Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.
When I was little, I thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.
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How is this on page 7?0
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You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.
This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.
Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.
When I was little, I thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.
na that was Betty crocker who married Uncle Ben which is how we got Aunt Jemima..didn't you learn that in 5th grade history? class?0 -
You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.
This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.
Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.
When I was little, I thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.
na that was Betty crocker who married Uncle Ben which is how we got Aunt Jemima..didn't you learn that in 5th grade history? class?
No. I'm Canadian. :blushing:0 -
You don't "get it" because you haven't tried it. A cleanse is mental.
Sounds mental to me. xx0 -
You don't "get it" because you haven't tried it. A cleanse is mental.
Sounds mental to me. xx
anything that makes you *kitten* water for a week is definitely mental...0 -
You do realize that the grades of Maple Syrup are only related to it's translucence, right? They are not chemically different.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup
They are graded based on flavor and nutrition. You're welcome. Plain maple syrup like Aunt Jami-ma's won't work. It must be pure Grade B Maple Syrup. If the grade didn't matter, he wouldn't have specified.
If I thought you people were here to really LEARN I'd love to help, but you're here to troll.
This is a game to all of you. I am not benefiting from this and neither are you, because you don't want to. Where I live now it is nearly 8p. I just logged off to get dressed for the gym and thought. "Is this worth the time?" It's not, because as I said, you all have motives here which are non productive. I will help, but not prove anything to you. That will be all.
Lady we don't want help with your B.S. cleanse, it's not safe and it's not healthy to do.
And it's Aunt Jemima, not Aunt Jami-ma.
When I was little, I thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.
na that was Betty crocker who married Uncle Ben which is how we got Aunt Jemima..didn't you learn that in 5th grade history? class?
No. I'm Canadian. :blushing:
ahhh well that explains it ....0 -
Hi I will mention that what I do for a cleanse and it hasn't been difficult but has made me feel better I go to GNC and I do their 7 day cleanse that is more just clean eating, probiotics, and fiber. I don't see alot on the scale but I do feel better. Might be an idea instead of just Lemonade and Cayenne pepper. Have a great day and if you do it, just be careful and listen to your body also.0
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This thread is hilarious.
^Agreed.
Don't forget kids:A cleanse is mental
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SR named it. It was Grade B and not plain. That is your answer. The other one is sea salt.
Wait, THAT was the information you were holding out on? THAT was it? God, that's such a let down. I was expecting something fantastic, like unicorn's breath or tears of virgins or something.
Seriously? You pitched a fit and didn't answer FOR PAGES for.......grade B syrup? Really?
That's how you get your kicks? Yeesh, lady. Maybe you do need that cleanse.0 -
Well that was 30 min of giggles and belly laughs that I felt to my abs :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I can probably log it. :drinker:0
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