Master Cleanse

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  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Good comparison. Genetics will always play a role in your health and how you age, too. I am 54 (55 in a week) and I've never done a cleanse and eat more like Nigella. I don't eat from the fridge like she does though! LOL
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    <3
  • AllAboutThatTreble
    AllAboutThatTreble Posts: 156 Member
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    I rarely get sick too.

    My immune system is quite awesome. No detox needed. I've never even had the flu (well maybe when I was a child, but children are just walking germs). Didn't start getting the flu vaccine until last year, but only because it's mandatory for us.

    I just make sure I wash my hands a lot. Now that my friends, is the true master cleanse.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    LOL
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    All of the pop tart chat must have worked! Just saw the OP logged a pop tart and an ice cream bar for food today. Good work!

    better pop tarts than a glass of lemon water and some laxative tea. Snark aside, I sincerely hope the OP (and anyone else) never tries this ridiculous tomfoolery.

    Now really: what pop tart flavor do you think would go best with a fried egg and some hash browns?

    No brainer -- the maple sugar, bacon and Krispy Kreme one.
  • RhondaOnAJourney
    RhondaOnAJourney Posts: 34 Member
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    Not sure what kind of doctor would recommend this. Read this from WebMD

    http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/the-lemonade-diet-master-cleanse-diet

    Sounds dangerous.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
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    If you put as much effort into diet and exercise, as you did in describing how and why this Master Cleanse will work for you and your goals for it, you probably wouldn't have to subject yourself to it's insidiousness in the first place. Either way - Good Luck.
  • robsgurl
    robsgurl Posts: 97 Member
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    I would recommend anyone stay away from laxative tea..my mother in law use to swear by it until it gave her really bad heart problems
  • ladybuggprincess99
    ladybuggprincess99 Posts: 142 Member
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    If you put as much effort into diet and exercise, as you did in describing how and why this Master Cleanse will work for you and your goals for it, you probably wouldn't have to subject yourself to it's insidiousness in the first place. Either way - Good Luck.

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
    THIS is why you're amazing, so you're aware. :)
  • cassiepv
    cassiepv Posts: 242 Member
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    I'm still stuck on why a person would discontinue breast-feeding a two month old baby when there are so many benefits for both mom and infant. Add to that the fact that breast-feeding mothers return to their pre-pregnancy weight much faster.







    ^^^ Judgey Mcjudgerson .... Jeesh . It's a personal choice
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Edited to say: "I should have checked out the link first."
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification
  • Lupercalia
    Lupercalia Posts: 1,857 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    AYE. :drinker: :heart:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification

    Thanks for the information. But, staying true to others on this post - I hear you but choose to do it MY WAY regardless of the consequences. Homeade it is!!!!!
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification

    Thanks for the information. But, staying true to others on this post - I hear you but choose to do it MY WAY regardless of the consequences. Homeade it is!!!!!
    Whatever!!! I refuse to tell you just what you want to hear instead of the truth, you are destined to fail if you don't follow my path :(
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification

    Thanks for the information. But, staying true to others on this post - I hear you but choose to do it MY WAY regardless of the consequences. Homeade it is!!!!!
    Whatever!!! I refuse to tell you just what you want to hear instead of the truth, you are destined to fail if you don't follow my path :(

    Listen, as long as you both use free range pop tarts (including ingredients for homemade) you'll be ok. You just need to double the dose for the homemade to make sure you get the required tarty effect.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification

    Thanks for the information. But, staying true to others on this post - I hear you but choose to do it MY WAY regardless of the consequences. Homeade it is!!!!!
    Whatever!!! I refuse to tell you just what you want to hear instead of the truth, you are destined to fail if you don't follow my path :(

    I just friended you and now I have to report you. I didn't ask for the TRUTH - I just wanted some support!!! <runs off crying>
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
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    never forget.

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