Master Cleanse

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  • AllAboutThatTreble
    AllAboutThatTreble Posts: 156 Member
    wait, so, it just needs to be layered? Will this get rid of toxinz for me?
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  • chicanita91
    chicanita91 Posts: 154 Member
    I did this cleanse about 3 years ago. I couldn't bear past 8 days though. I lost 15 pounds in a week, and it was the most miserable week in my life, all I could think about was food, food, and more food. I looked forward to going to sleep just to get past the hunger. You gotta have a lot of willpower. I would never do this cleanse again though/ nor recommend it to anyone, especially for weight loss goals, once I started eating, even healthy foods again, I gained all the weight back in a short amount of time. But good luck to you, you are brave.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I did this cleanse about 3 years ago. I couldn't bear past 8 days though. I lost 15 pounds in a week, and it was the most miserable week in my life, all I could think about was food, food, and more food. I looked forward to going to sleep just to get past the hunger. You gotta have a lot of willpower. I would never do this cleanse again though/ nor recommend it to anyone, especially for weight loss goals, once I started eating, even healthy foods again, I gained all the weight back in a short amount of time. But good luck to you, you are stupid.

    Fixed that for ya :flowerforyou:

    Try the pop tart cleanse - much tastier :drinker:
  • IHAVEPMS247
    IHAVEPMS247 Posts: 70 Member
    Just preparing for my colonoscopy with one day prepping was enough for me. I even pooped myself with no effort lol. I would rather be in an induced coma than have 10 days of colon cleansing.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    I did this cleanse about 3 years ago. I couldn't bear past 8 days though. I lost 15 pounds in a week, and it was the most miserable week in my life, all I could think about was food, food, and more food. I looked forward to going to sleep just to get past the hunger. You gotta have a lot of willpower. I would never do this cleanse again though/ nor recommend it to anyone, especially for weight loss goals, once I started eating, even healthy foods again, I gained all the weight back in a short amount of time. But good luck to you, you are stupid.

    Fixed that for ya :flowerforyou:

    Try the pop tart cleanse - much tastier :drinker:

    :laugh:
  • fuzzieme
    fuzzieme Posts: 454 Member
    Just skipped nine pages after reading the first; I love detoxing, haven't done the master cleanse though, I'm not planning to either but only because I love how my usual detox works for me, and it's not too difficult to complete, I do all raw fruits and vegetables only for ten days instead and vegetable juice, twice a year and if I have a sniffly nose or anything that feels like I might be getting run down I do a quick two day one, I haven't had a sick day in three years since I started doing this. And if that's a placebo then WOW, I am amazing.

    I don't care what any of the haters say, it is a bit extreme yes but I like the way it wipes any of my bad habits in my relationship with food clean. If I've been slipping up and eating unhealthy, I do a detox and eat simple, raw and unseasoned foods for a week or more, then when I up my regular foods again, my cravings for crisps or whatever unhealthy things I had been have always gone. I crave soups and salads instead. It reteaches you self discipline that you sometimes lose.

    So best of luck m'lady and I hope it goes well, I'd love to know how it goes if you feel like adding me
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    All of the pop tart chat must have worked! Just saw the OP logged a pop tart and an ice cream bar for food today. Good work!
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    All of the pop tart chat must have worked! Just saw the OP logged a pop tart and an ice cream bar for food today. Good work!

    better pop tarts than a glass of lemon water and some laxative tea. Snark aside, I sincerely hope the OP (and anyone else) never tries this ridiculous tomfoolery.

    Now really: what pop tart flavor do you think would go best with a fried egg and some hash browns?
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    All of the pop tart chat must have worked! Just saw the OP logged a pop tart and an ice cream bar for food today. Good work!

    better pop tarts than a glass of lemon water and some laxative tea. Snark aside, I sincerely hope the OP (and anyone else) never tries this ridiculous tomfoolery.

    Now really: what pop tart flavor do you think would go best with a fried egg and some hash browns?

    Wouldn't savory pop tarts be awesome? LIke a plain crust with bacon and maple syrup innards!
  • cedarghost
    cedarghost Posts: 621 Member
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  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Good comparison. Genetics will always play a role in your health and how you age, too. I am 54 (55 in a week) and I've never done a cleanse and eat more like Nigella. I don't eat from the fridge like she does though! LOL
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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  • AllAboutThatTreble
    AllAboutThatTreble Posts: 156 Member
    I rarely get sick too.

    My immune system is quite awesome. No detox needed. I've never even had the flu (well maybe when I was a child, but children are just walking germs). Didn't start getting the flu vaccine until last year, but only because it's mandatory for us.

    I just make sure I wash my hands a lot. Now that my friends, is the true master cleanse.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    All of the pop tart chat must have worked! Just saw the OP logged a pop tart and an ice cream bar for food today. Good work!

    better pop tarts than a glass of lemon water and some laxative tea. Snark aside, I sincerely hope the OP (and anyone else) never tries this ridiculous tomfoolery.

    Now really: what pop tart flavor do you think would go best with a fried egg and some hash browns?

    No brainer -- the maple sugar, bacon and Krispy Kreme one.
  • RhondaOnAJourney
    RhondaOnAJourney Posts: 34 Member
    Not sure what kind of doctor would recommend this. Read this from WebMD

    http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/the-lemonade-diet-master-cleanse-diet

    Sounds dangerous.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    If you put as much effort into diet and exercise, as you did in describing how and why this Master Cleanse will work for you and your goals for it, you probably wouldn't have to subject yourself to it's insidiousness in the first place. Either way - Good Luck.
  • robsgurl
    robsgurl Posts: 97 Member
    I would recommend anyone stay away from laxative tea..my mother in law use to swear by it until it gave her really bad heart problems
  • ladybuggprincess99
    ladybuggprincess99 Posts: 142 Member
    If you put as much effort into diet and exercise, as you did in describing how and why this Master Cleanse will work for you and your goals for it, you probably wouldn't have to subject yourself to it's insidiousness in the first place. Either way - Good Luck.

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
    THIS is why you're amazing, so you're aware. :)
  • cassiepv
    cassiepv Posts: 242 Member
    I'm still stuck on why a person would discontinue breast-feeding a two month old baby when there are so many benefits for both mom and infant. Add to that the fact that breast-feeding mothers return to their pre-pregnancy weight much faster.







    ^^^ Judgey Mcjudgerson .... Jeesh . It's a personal choice
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Edited to say: "I should have checked out the link first."
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification
  • Lupercalia
    Lupercalia Posts: 1,857 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    AYE. :drinker: :heart:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification

    Thanks for the information. But, staying true to others on this post - I hear you but choose to do it MY WAY regardless of the consequences. Homeade it is!!!!!
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification

    Thanks for the information. But, staying true to others on this post - I hear you but choose to do it MY WAY regardless of the consequences. Homeade it is!!!!!
    Whatever!!! I refuse to tell you just what you want to hear instead of the truth, you are destined to fail if you don't follow my path :(
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification

    Thanks for the information. But, staying true to others on this post - I hear you but choose to do it MY WAY regardless of the consequences. Homeade it is!!!!!
    Whatever!!! I refuse to tell you just what you want to hear instead of the truth, you are destined to fail if you don't follow my path :(

    Listen, as long as you both use free range pop tarts (including ingredients for homemade) you'll be ok. You just need to double the dose for the homemade to make sure you get the required tarty effect.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I haven't read the whole 10 pages as I am too busy detoxing, however I much prefer this cleanse over master:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903600-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

    Thanks so much for this link. I thought I was just shooting in the dark with my idea about pop tart cleansing. I had no idea it was REAL!!! I'm going to make my own pop tarts this weekend for a cleanse retreat. I am so excited now. I just know this is going to jump start losing the rest of my weight!!!!!! Who's with me?????
    Just be careful, home made pop tarts may not have the tarty keytones required for a true cleanse and detoxification

    Thanks for the information. But, staying true to others on this post - I hear you but choose to do it MY WAY regardless of the consequences. Homeade it is!!!!!
    Whatever!!! I refuse to tell you just what you want to hear instead of the truth, you are destined to fail if you don't follow my path :(

    I just friended you and now I have to report you. I didn't ask for the TRUTH - I just wanted some support!!! <runs off crying>
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
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    never forget.

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