Cheating Boyfriend Issues HELP!
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I think you should get a life.
Trolls have become so boring.
Seriously,people,stop trolling,it's just not funny anymore,it's pretty pathetic,actually.
Your mom has become so boring.
well,guess what,even my mom is funnier than this thread.
Really? *throws pants in the corner* Will she be home soon??0 -
Not sure if you're interested or not, but have you thought about ditching men all together? You're definitely 10/10 :flowerforyou:
Who let you out of my basement! Now go back down there and finish putting the lotion on your skin! MINE!!!
But I'm all ready....and you left me. What did you think I'd do. This one looks like I might get to make eye contact. Or maybe she'll join us?0 -
but if you wanna get him back...my number is (555)-555-5555
futurama is awesome0 -
just starve yourself.
thats the solution to everything. oh wait....
jalapeno juice in his jerk off lotion bottle. yup. there ya go....0 -
I can help.....i AM a helper...
i have an excellent sense of taste...trust me....
so first...you're gonna let me go down on you....
then I'll give him a BJ he'll never forget....if the two tastes match.....you're ok...he's not cheating...
if they don't match...we gotta problem....
sound legit?
I don't know how this would work, but you can PM me if you're serious and have had success with this method0 -
I'm so sorry girl!! He told me you would never find out!! He told me you didn't love him anymore and you never understood him!!! I think I'm going to have his illegitimate love child. I'm so sorry!! Please don't hate me. I thought after that time in the hot tub you were okay with it!!!
WAIT.
YOU'RE JENNY???
Yes! *hangs head* Jenny is my stripper name...
I'm calling now, you little home wrecker.... 867-5309..... Yup, I'm dialing.
LOL Careful!! They might realize that you have my number cuz we are cheating too!!!0 -
Best part of this thread is finding the people that are taking it seriously and laughing at them. :drinker:
i know...at first i was like what? then i was like hahahahahahahhahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I would definitely move on . It's a good thing he is showing you hi
s true colors before you get married and have children. 0 -
I hear that Cosmo is also a great source of tips "that will drive him crazy in the sack". Can we talk a little bit about those too if we have some time left over at the end?
Um... sure, but since he is cheating on me, I don't know how legit those tips are. :frown:0 -
Just ask him. What are you afraid of, the answer? If you're questioning his motives, then there is either a valid reason for it, or you're someone who finds it hard to trust people based on your own insecurities. Either way you lose. I say this because if he is cheating on you, then he is not committed and likely will move on soon. If it's you, then you likely have alot of personal growth and reflection to do. A relationship will only get in the way of this. One must love themselve's before they can truly let go and love other people. Like I said, just ask him. You may not like the answer, but atleast if you make a civil effort to get to the bottom of it, you might come out of it with some self-respect.
Good luck!0 -
quit reading cosmo and pick up a hustler or some such, read the stories, check out the photos and have him invite the other woman over some play time.0
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Best part of this thread is finding the people that are taking it seriously and laughing at them. :drinker:
i know...at first i was like what? then i was like hahahahahahahhahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
yea.... IK..R!0 -
Just ask him. What are you afraid of, the answer? If you're questioning his motives, then there is either a valid reason for it, or you're someone who finds it hard to trust people based on your own insecurities. Either way you lose. I say this because if he is cheating on you, then he is not committed and likely will move on soon. If it's you, then you likely have alot of personal growth and reflection to do. A relationship will only get in the way of this. One must love themselve's before they can truly let go and love other people. Like I said, just ask him. You may not like the answer, but atleast if you make a civil effort to get to the bottom of it, you might come out of it with some self-respect.
Good luck!
Wow.
Are you a therapist? I feel like I should pay you for this.0 -
jalapeno juice in his jerk off lotion bottle. yup. there ya go....
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quit reading cosmo and pick up a hustler or some such, read the stories, check out the photos and have him invite the other woman over some play time.
You. I like you.0 -
Just break up.0
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Go to a sushi spot and get some of the hottest wasabi you can buy and add a ton of it secretly into his protein shake.0
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wow...you really should think about getting into the Private Investigation Industry.....you'd make a killing! :ohwell:0
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quit reading cosmo and pick up a hustler or some such, read the stories, check out the photos and have him invite the other woman over some play time.
You. I like you.
Whoever said "three's a crowd" was doing it wrong.0 -
yove gotta be kidding0
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I think you should get a life.
Trolls have become so boring.
Seriously,people,stop trolling,it's just not funny anymore,it's pretty pathetic,actually.
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It would help if we could see your food diary.
I laughed so hard I choked on my snap peas.0 -
I can help.....i AM a helper...
i have an excellent sense of taste...trust me....
so first...you're gonna let me go down on you....
then I'll give him a BJ he'll never forget....if the two tastes match.....you're ok...he's not cheating...
if they don't match...we gotta problem....
sound legit?
I don't know how this would work, but you can PM me if you're serious and have had success with this method
trust me honey...i'm VERY good....and i mean I'm willing to swallow so that you will have the piece of mind you deserve.
if you swallow, you gotta log it in...js
There is an entry in the food database for this. Don't ask how I know. :blushing:
oh I know how..... :bigsmile:0 -
I can help.....i AM a helper...
i have an excellent sense of taste...trust me....
so first...you're gonna let me go down on you....
then I'll give him a BJ he'll never forget....if the two tastes match.....you're ok...he's not cheating...
if they don't match...we gotta problem....
sound legit?
I don't know how this would work, but you can PM me if you're serious and have had success with this method
trust me honey...i'm VERY good....and i mean I'm willing to swallow so that you will have the piece of mind you deserve.
if you swallow, you gotta log it in...js
There is an entry in the food database for this. Don't ask how I know. :blushing:
if its there, i believe that your bf is cheating0 -
It would help if we could see your food diary.
Um... I am not 100 percent honest in my food diary. Will this hurt my revenge progress?
Make sure you eat back all the calories you burned during revenge or your body will go into starvation mode.0 -
I suggest you stop reading cosmo and ask him for the truth... Also, your perception of these "tells" are just that... your perception. Find out the truth, and move on.0
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Hi everyone.
My man is cheating.
I know because I read this article from Cosmo that helps you spot a cheater/liar: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/is-he-hiding-something
It caught my attention because my boyfriend always tells me so much about his day. Like, never shuts up about it, and I realized it's because he's hiding something and doesn't want me to have a chance to ask him questions.
Does he want to sleep with me more often lately? YES. Does he swallow a lot while he talks? YES. Also, he never used to shave his armpits and now he's keeping things really cleaned up there, and grooming better means he is definitely cheating on me. I even checked his texts and he had sent one to a girl that said, "hey girlie," which is what he calls ME!
So now that I know for sure that he is disrespecting me like that, what should I do? My ideas so far: sprinkle fresh chili powder inside his washed boxers, make ex-lax brownies to give him time to think about his choices, or go Carrie Underwood on his truck. Advice please?
Cosmo has ruined more relationships than it's helped... Just ask him!0 -
If it's on the Internet it MUST be true!.. lol!0
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My advice to my daughters is simple. If you don't look for an AH you'll be less likely to find one. You're a cute kid. Change your taste in men.0
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