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Cheating Boyfriend Issues HELP!

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  • Posts: 15,228 Member
    My advice to my daughters is simple. If you don't look for an AH you'll be less likely to find one. You're a cute kid. Change your taste in men.

    :drinker:
  • Posts: 444 Member
    I read that list, and I think I'm cheating on my wife. How can I tell if I am?

    HAHAHA!

    OP: ready for a man that won't exhibit any of those signs?? I promise that if you become my girl that I will never: pay attention to you, go into detail about my day, take care of my hygiene, change any routines or habits of mine, let you read my texts or give you my phone or computer password. Those are just some of the things I'm willing to bend over backwards to do if we start dating... the list will go on.
  • Posts: 666 Member

    if its there, i believe that your bf is cheating


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  • Posts: 3,677 Member

    if its there, i believe that your bf is cheating

    I feel like there's some sarcasm coming from you on that one... just go check yourself. Look up the medical term for a man finishing.
  • Posts: 98

    Why would he not be? He has all the signs. It's like a disease. If you have the symptomps, it's there.

    Or you could just be looking for an out and using these "signs" as an excuse... either way, doesn't matter what Cosmo says. If you aren't diging the relationship anymore leave, why use an article written by "experts" as an excuse. Man up and scoot.
  • Posts: 266 Member
    you must have not celebrated yesterday's holiday...

    Steak and ** day?

    :glasses:
  • Posts: 549 Member
    Is this a bad time to tell you that he's been sending me pics of his junk? I don't really know why, it's a 2/10 at best.

    We can still be friends though, right?
  • Posts: 1,728 Member
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  • Posts: 1,541 Member
    i caught my right hand with a pencil. A PENCIL. it didnt even try to hide this fact from me. said it was writing in cursive and that it didnt really mean anything
  • Posts: 3,677 Member

    HAHAHA!

    OP: ready for a man that won't exhibit any of those signs?? I promise that if you become my girl that I will never: pay attention to you, go into detail about my day, take care of my hygiene, change any routines or habits of mine, let you read my texts or give you my phone or computer password. Those are just some of the things I'm willing to bend over backwards to do if we start dating... the list will go on.

    This sounds like a refreshing change of pace for me, but you are kind of far away. Thank you though!
  • I honestly think you should confront him and ask him, and not go by an aticle from Cosmo. That's my opinion. If he really loves you and wants to make it work with you he will tell you the truth
  • Posts: 98

    HAHAHA!

    OP: ready for a man that won't exhibit any of those signs?? I promise that if you become my girl that I will never: pay attention to you, go into detail about my day, take care of my hygiene, change any routines or habits of mine, let you read my texts or give you my phone or computer password. Those are just some of the things I'm willing to bend over backwards to do if we start dating... the list will go on.

    Wow, you sound exactly like my husband and we've been together happily for a decade. You must be a keeper.
  • Posts: 2,839 Member
    i caught my right hand with a pencil. A PENCIL. it didnt even try to hide this fact from me. said it was writing in cursive and that it didnt really mean anything

    It needed something bigger. It happens.
  • Posts: 3,677 Member

    It needed something bigger. It happens.

    It's not the size of the pencil, it's how you write your name.
  • Posts: 8,399 Member
    Your boyfriend is cheating because you're not pulling his jeans zipper down with your teeth and gently tugging at his nipple hairs. I know this, because Cosmo told me.
  • Posts: 310 Member
    He's probably getting ready to propose.

    ...or he's cheating on you.

    Um, ask him.
  • Posts: 3,677 Member
    I honestly think you should confront him and ask him, and not go by an aticle from Cosmo. That's my opinion. If he really loves you and wants to make it work with you he will tell you the truth

    This sounds good. But if he lies, how will I know he is lying?
  • Posts: 666 Member

    This sounds good. But if he lies, how will I know he is lying?

    ask cosmo
  • Posts: 666 Member

    ask cosmo

    duh..
  • Posts: 319 Member
    If you're convinced, kick him out. Time to start fresh.
  • Posts: 1,541 Member

    It's not the size of the pencil, it's how you write your name.

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  • Posts: 2,839 Member
    I honestly think you should confront him and ask him, and not go by an aticle from Cosmo. That's my opinion. If he really loves you and wants to make it work with you he will tell you the truth

    This is terrible advice. Wreck his car, ruin his career, destroy his friendships ..

    These are fun:
    http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html

    and just for kicks ...
    http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/
  • Posts: 3,677 Member
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    I don't know what this means, but it is really disturbing.
  • Posts: 787 Member
    This is so entertaining. Sadly. lololol
  • Posts: 262

    Beat me to it. Hi there, what cologne does your Daddy or Ex wear?

    This is probably THE MOST creepiest thing I've ever read on MFP...
  • Posts: 1,541 Member

    This sounds good. But if he lies, how will I know he is lying?

    if he opens his mouth and words come out, chances are....
  • Posts: 3,677 Member

    ask cosmo

    Um... you might have missed this, but that's how I got here in the first place.
  • Posts: 310 Member

    This sounds good. But if he lies, how will I know he is lying?

    Screw it, you're right. Don't ask. Just go with your gut and move on. If he isn't cheating, he'll move MOUNTAINS to prove that to you.
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