Cheating Boyfriend Issues HELP!

13 pages and people are still taking this seriously... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Epic WIN!

CementGirl, if you were my girlfriend, I would NEVER cheat on you. You are too good for him! Ditch that zero and find yourself a gyro!

With love,
Burt

I love it when people don't mispronounce gyro!

Wait! You could hear how he pronounced it?? How do you do that?!

Shoot him, stab him, slit his throat, then drag him outside to the driveway and run over him first going forward then in reverse. See if he still feels like cheating on you. I think I read some stories about women doing things like that to cheating

Are you for hire? My ex would like to meet you

p.s. please bring knife and car to meeting.

You're gonna furnish the gun, right?

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

You forgot about bringing him his slippers and a drink to help him relax. Also, don't burden him with complaints about your problems. He needs comfort and relaxation. This should restore harmony in your relationship. If that doesn't work, refer to my original advice.

Heavy lift and drop it on his head. As to which head you drop it on I'll leave that up to you. :laugh:

you're seriously going to let an article in Cosmo break up your relationship?

She's not letting an article in Cosmo break up her relationship, it's him cheating that is breaking up the relationship. Did you even read the OP? :huh:

IT'S A JOKE!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE RECOGNIZE A JOKE WHEN YOU READ ONE! Okay I don't know how to put a gif on here so would someone kindly put a Young Frankenstein gif on here.

Thank you, this is exactly what I was going to say.

i read enough to know that its stupid, and if the OP is as childish as she seems, then i don't blame her man for finding someone else. HE deserves better.

you're seriously going to let an article in Cosmo break up your relationship?

She's not letting an article in Cosmo break up her relationship, it's him cheating that is breaking up the relationship. Did you even read the OP? :huh:

IT'S A JOKE!! DON'T YOU PEOPLE RECOGNIZE A JOKE WHEN YOU READ ONE! Okay I don't know how to put a gif on here so would someone kindly put a Young Frankenstein gif on here.

Thank you, this is exactly what I was going to say.

i read enough to know that its stupid, and if the OP is as childish as she seems, then i don't blame her man for finding someone else. HE deserves better.

Shoot! I didn't scroll down far enough for my reply.(Hangs head, kicks rocks. and shuffles away.)

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

LOL. She's his girlfriend not his servant.

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

LOL. She's his girlfriend not his servant.

Women were made to be wifes and mothers. Do you need that book?

Isn't that the bible? The same one that says women are property and that non virgins should be stoned to death?

Have you considered this might not be his fault, but yours?

Do you ever refuse to have sexual intercourse?
Do you put your feelings above his needs?
Have you been slacking on the cleaning/cooking/laundry?
Do you always have a smile on your face when he gets home, and warm supper on the table?
When a woman does not perform all of her duties, the man can't be blamed for straying. Good luck to you, and if you need to learn more about what a female needs to be like, i have a book you can borrow.

LOL. She's his girlfriend not his servant.

We don't live together, so some of those don't apply, but I am doing my best! What is this amazing book?

I got this book from a nice little old lady who knocked on my door one day to ask if i have a moment to talk about my creator's plan for us. It changed my life, and saved my marriage.
Can't remember the name, but i will send it to you.

OMG my boyfriend is cheating too! Thank you so much for sharing this quiz. I'm going straight home after work and leaving with our daughter. Scumbag.. thought I wouldn't find out.

You're a life saver Xena!

If you did not read the article, please do so!!! It is super informative and had stuff even I wouldn't have thought of!

I don't think I would depend on Cosmo to provide me with reliable information about anything.

Well, firstly, Im sorry your going through this emo roller coaster. I have seen you around and I know your one sweet girl and furthermore, Id also like too add, your beautiful!

Our guts are our best filter, if you feel something there, Its prolly a red flag. If your seeing changes in him and he isn't behaving as usual, from experience something may be up.
Now, Cosmo is a great mag for health and beauty but I wouldn't rely on it for relationship type ish,,
What is keeping you from expressing your feelings too him?
Are you afraid of the answer you may or may not receive?
I say either way you need some closure and addressing your concerns with him, will at least get you closer too an answer.
Its not worth sitting in fear and doubt, this life is short, don't take for granted the possibilities of a beautiful future by staying stuck in a relationship that has you questioning his intentions with you.

I hope your heart finds peace.

Hi everyone.

My man is cheating.

I know because I read this article from Cosmo that helps you spot a cheater/liar: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/relationship-advice/is-he-hiding-something

It caught my attention because my boyfriend always tells me so much about his day. Like, never shuts up about it, and I realized it's because he's hiding something and doesn't want me to have a chance to ask him questions.

Does he want to sleep with me more often lately? YES. Does he swallow a lot while he talks? YES. Also, he never used to shave his armpits and now he's keeping things really cleaned up there, and grooming better means he is definitely cheating on me. I even checked his texts and he had sent one to a girl that said, "hey girlie," which is what he calls ME!

So now that I know for sure that he is disrespecting me like that, what should I do? My ideas so far: sprinkle fresh chili powder inside his washed boxers, make ex-lax brownies to give him time to think about his choices, or go Carrie Underwood on his truck. Advice please?

All you have is a hunch, a gut feeling. Even with expert opinion, it means nothing. Even experts get stuff wrong all the time. You need hard evidence. Phone logs, complete text logs, pictures, video, audio, etc. Follow him, see what he does, or have a friend or hire a professional to follow him. Heck, get that Cheaters show to do it for free or something.