Wife read 50 Shades, won't stop

this can't be real.

I haven't even had 2 cups of coffee yet so bump until I get my wit back...

I'm available for in person consultations on this very difficult issue at $250 an hour.

I've read that piece of rubbish, and my suggestion is to try providing her with something decent to read in the hopes that it will scrub her brain out.

I'm working through "Les Miserables" (the Penguin edition, translated by Norman Denny), and it is a wonderful work. Denny has done a spectacular job in the translations, and the language is mesmerizing.

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I'm available for in person consultations on this very difficult issue at $250 an hour.

HEY!!!! that's MY line!!!!

ok ok ok...you can have it.....this one time.

She's trying to goad you into a pseudo-M/s or TiH relationship. She acts bratty and you're supposed to punish her for being bad.

Little does she know that Fifty Shades Grey is to BDSM what Star Wars is to religion...

Send her to FetLife and she'll learn the truth.

^^This. Truth is power.

Punish her for her bad taste in books.

There I was, lying on the bed covered in motor oil... she walked in with a saddle & a set of jumper cables.

And you might be a redneck you can man who said this first!!!

There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.

Have you considered stopping with the feeding and allowing her to consume less than 3000 calories a day? Oftentimes, people become confused with one aspect of their lives and think that because there are certain elements in a relationship, in this case forcing her to consume copious amounts of delicious and nutritious food to keep up with her extreme exercise regime, that might lead to the person believing that elements that do not exist, in this case her purchasing you 37 grey neckties, are welcome?

So if you cut her calories down to 2000, her behavior is very likely to change.

Dude... You are blessed.

I've seen your wife.

There is nothing wrong with going to sexual therapy/counseling - much of the activity is more about relationship satisfaction then actual sexual activities. And you might discover how to satisfy role playing without actually going to the full BDSM side of things. I would actually suggest that over attending a BDSM session first since, what if she did discover she really does like the BDSM and then you are left with divorce as your option? It doesn’t sound like you want a divorce.

Uh, what's wrong with the BDSM side? Why does BDSM have to lead to divorce?

I read the book and let me tell you WOW!!! I find it more interesting acting out like the book with my husband. Remember you are the husband a little bit of change aint gonna hurt. My husband at first did not like it but then realized that it made me love it so he played along and now our sex life is wow! I love the submission call me kinky but at the end of the day who does not want to try or who is not doing it. If you don't like like talk to her about it of just take it slow and she will understand at least you tried is all that counts.

OMG absolutely LOVED LOVED these books. I cannot wait for the movies to come out in 2014. I've already re-read each book twice so far lol

You know there is a 4th book in the making right now, right?

haha no I didn't know that. I knew they were making 3 movies. You just made my day lol.

But in all seriousness I've read the books and I most certainly don't act juvenile and try to get my husband to punish me.