DEAL BREAKERS for dating

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  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    pot head women

    I'm out

    How YOU doin. :smokin:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    joke answer:

    1) no pulse

    real answer:

    1) she's married/engaged
    2) she's a liar
    3) she's boring and/or uninteresting
    4) she's got a bad personality and/or treats others poorly
    5) she's got no sense of humor
    6) she's vain
    7) she's a prude
    8) she's too young or too old
    9) she's jealous and/or manipulative
    10) she creates too much drama around herself

    probably more than that, but that's a start.

    Heck. Why do you need a pulse?
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    no job
    no vehicle
    no place of his own
    does drugs
    smokes
    bad hygiene
    liar
    cheater
    abusive
    short
    doesn't like kids
    doesn't like dogs
    wants only sex and nothing real
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    Smokers. Blech.
  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    under 6'2" and I'm just not attracted to a guy, even that's a push if I wanna wear my fave heels.

    Most other things would depend on the person and mood I'm in a guess haha

    (edited to say: unless they are already taken, have a track record for cheating/lying or bad hygiene)
  • sarahg148
    sarahg148 Posts: 701 Member
    Just like I am with the food I eat, I am VERY picky about the men I date...

    1. Career - Don't have one? Get one.
    2. Aspirations - I don't plan on being where I'm at forever; neither should you.
    3. No drugs or smoking - EVER.
    4. Alcohol moderation - Hey, I love a glass of wine in the evening as much as anyone else; but black out drunk 4 nights a week is just pathetic.
    5. Respectful - I absolutely will not tolerate a man who abuses a woman, whether physically, mentally, or emotionally.
    6. Responsible - I am not your mother; pay your own bills, clean your own house, and take care of yourself.
    7. Animal lover - I grew up with animals in my life; they are always going to be there. Deal with it.

    Pretty much this!
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    joke answer:

    1) no pulse

    real answer:

    1) she's married/engaged
    2) she's a liar
    3) she's boring and/or uninteresting
    4) she's got a bad personality and/or treats others poorly
    5) she's got no sense of humor
    6) she's vain
    7) she's a prude
    8) she's too young or too old

    probably more than that, but that's a start.

    Too young (but over 18) is a joke answer too, right?

    Most women under 20 are annoying, whiny, clingy and have jealousy issues.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    - adam's apples
    - large hands
    - cabbage smell

    What if they're really small, yet manly hands??
  • Brownsbacker4evr
    Brownsbacker4evr Posts: 365 Member
    joke answer:

    1) no pulse

    Beat ya to it, Soup Nazi. No sewp for yewwww
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Too young (but over 18) is a joke answer too, right?

    too young means what it says. i'm 45, what would i have in common with a 21 year old? that's just creepy.
  • Angel37615
    Angel37615 Posts: 87 Member
    Self-entitled.
    No decent career.
    Lack of intelligence.
    Low sex drive.
    Hypocritical.
    Shorter than 5"8'.

    Shorter than 5'8".... I'm out.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Self-entitled.
    No decent career.
    Lack of intelligence.
    Low sex drive.
    Hypocritical.
    Shorter than 5"8'.

    dang it...can't we make an exception?

    Depends what can you offer up in exchange?

    we can discuss that....in bed.
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
    Wants children.
  • eatcleanNtraindirty
    eatcleanNtraindirty Posts: 444 Member
    Doesn't ask, "Do you want bacon with that?" at each meal.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Prison record mostly.

    What can I say, low standards.

    Shoot. To think I loved you for nothing.

    For you, I'll make an exception.
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
    Self-entitled.
    No decent career.
    Lack of intelligence.
    Low sex drive.
    Hypocritical.
    Shorter than 5"8'.

    Whew, tall enough!
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    - adam's apples
    - large hands
    - cabbage smell

    Boiled cabbaged or fried cabbage? I make a distinction.

    You guys are dating women who smell like cabbage? I mean, is that a thing?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I cannot write it here:smile:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Self-entitled.
    No decent career.
    Lack of intelligence.
    Low sex drive.
    Hypocritical.
    Shorter than 5"8'.

    dang it...can't we make an exception?

    Depends what can you offer up in exchange?

    we can discuss that....in bed.

    I'm sold.
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,223 Member
    1. Lying. I do NOT tolerate lying.
    2. Must love dogs
    3. Must at least tolerate my kids - don't have to like 'em but treat them with respect.
    4. Must be funny and not take life too seriously.
    5. MUST and I mean MUST be a card carrying nerd/geek.
  • keem88
    keem88 Posts: 1,689 Member
    use the phrase "Do what"

    i hate that so much. my fiance says that (he's from the midwest) and it drives me nuts. it doesn't even make any sense! :explode:

    i have one deal braker, and it's leaving my stranded in a city i have never been to at a grey hound station and not answering my calls all weekend. **** you.
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    A penis
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    - Smoking
    - Drugs
    - Alcohol
    - Looking to be pampered 24hrs a day.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    If you do not like me, that's a deal breaker. Sorry ladies.
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    These are my must haves:

    Reads at or above a third grade level.
    Has all her teeth.
    knows how to properly use an abacus
    Must be a level 3 Dragon Master
    Is a practicing Wicken
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    - adam's apples
    - large hands
    - cabbage smell

    What if they're really small, yet manly hands??

    Shave your knuckles and I'm game.
  • CollegiateGrief
    CollegiateGrief Posts: 552 Member
    No career
    Not independant (ie living with parents or a zillion roommates)
    No transportation of his own
    Lack of hygeine
    Alcoholic/drug user
    Complete lack of fashion sense
    Homophobic/racist/sexist/etc.
    Politically conservative
    Overly religious
    Cannot at least tolerate my cat
    Unintelligent
    Uses poor grammar
    Bad taste in music/movies/TV
    Overly shy/doesn't like to be around people ever
    Doesn't get my sense of humor
    Non-adventurous
    Jealous/really clingy - or on the opposite end - uninvolved, secretive
    Has kids - not ready for that yet
    Bad musicians! I play guitar and have good taste. If you are going to be a musician, either be good or just stop.
    Really cheesy guys
    Too cool for my nerdy fangirl-ness
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    - adam's apples
    - large hands
    - cabbage smell

    What if they're really small, yet manly hands??

    Shave your knuckles and I'm game.

    YES!
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    The slightest hint of sexism, racism, homophobia, or anything similar is not okay with me ever. One single "women in the kitchen" or rape joke will make me lose every ounce of interest in a person.
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Assuming this person is gainfully employed, is educated, does not take drugs, and doesn't live with his parents....

    1) dishonesty
    2) low emotional maturity (inability to handle one's own feelings, scared of feelings, etc.)
    3) heavy baggage from previous relationships (makes irrational decisions based on fears from the past, treats me like I've wronged him)
    4) being hot and cold (commitment phobes who don't want me to go)
    5) mistreats waitstaff or "the help"
    6) overly religious
    7) recently broken up with or divorced (I don't enjoy the rebound scenario)
    8) wearing hats sideways or semi-sideways
    9) wearing Ed Hardy shirts
    10) chronic bad breath

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