I just can't manage 1200 cats a day

_SABOTEUR_
_SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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I keep reading everywhere that you should eat more than 1200 cats a day. But I just can't eat that many. The most I've managed is 500 and that's because it's Easter weekend.

Please tell me how you fit so many cats in?
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  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    It's hard to do, but you have to make yourself reach 1200 cats. I'm sorry, you don't want to go into starvation mode.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    It's hard to do, but you have to make yourself reach 1200 cats. I'm sorry, you don't want to go into starvation mode.

    Starvation mode can be dangerous. You definitely want to avoid that. In fact, you should be netting 1200 cats a day.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Blend em. it's easier to drink calories than eat them.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    omg. That's a lot of litter.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    You're doin it wrong. You aren't supposed to eat the cats, You're supposed to lift them!
  • csuhar
    csuhar Posts: 779 Member
    Edit: Apparently getting up 2 hours earlier than usual with only 4 hours of sleep doesn't help my visual acuity.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,454 Member
    I've easily seen 1200 cats already today.
  • cindiva65
    cindiva65 Posts: 335 Member
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  • autumnsquirrel
    autumnsquirrel Posts: 258 Member
    If I am hungry enough, 800 cats works for me--but spread it out through the day and do not consume any litter.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    yeah, but you burn more than 1200 cats per day just existing...
  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
    maybe if you added a shake into your day you could manage 1200 cats
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    They go down easier if you coat them in olive or coconut oil...
  • MikeInAZ
    MikeInAZ Posts: 483 Member
    Start with yellow peeps and move up to green cats!
  • Angel37615
    Angel37615 Posts: 87 Member
    Agreed, but how are you all handling the furballs?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    gotta stay over 1200 or you'll become skinny cat \m/
  • mndamon
    mndamon Posts: 549 Member
    I've heard a false rumor that 1200 cats weigh more than 1200 small dogs. Bottom line is if you lose 5lb of cat it's the same as losing 5lb of dog, it just that the cat is more dense.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
    I try to just make sure and burn more cats than I eat
  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
    Ugh. Not this again.

    Look, just think about it for a minute. Of course the people who eat more cats continue to need to eat more cats. All the work that goes into eating them increases the need for cats.

    I only eat 300 cats per day and I'm fine. All I do is sit around and grab the cats that pass by so I don't really need as many cats as the people who go out and have to find and prepare more cats.

    You'll be fine.
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    If you eat less than 1200 cats a day...people on here will yell at you, berate you and make you feel bad. Then they will report you!
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    I get so tired of this conversation. It's not about NUMBER of cats, it's about the QUALITY of your cats. Refined cats are not healthy - whole, unprocessed cats are best.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,454 Member
    yeah, but you burn more than 1200 cats per day just existing...

    Wow, trog. That's some serious cat, er I mean fat loss there. 676, huh?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.

    MMRF!!! :heart:
  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
    I get so tired of this conversation. It's not about NUMBER of cats, it's about the QUALITY of your cats. Refined cats are not healthy - whole, unprocessed cats are best.

    Haven't you seen the posts about the guy who ate nothing but kitty puffs and is in really good shape? Obviously quality of cats is important but it is not as important as the number of cats.

    If you only eat processed cats but in the right quantities you can still lose weight. If you eat completely organic, unprocessed, grass fed cats but in the wrong quantities, you will still gain weight.
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 17,689 Member
    They go down easier if you coat them in olive or coconut oil...

    and bacon!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.

    MMRF!!! :heart:

    I've never been loved by a cyclops before.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Please tell me how you fit so many cats in?
    La Machine
  • MsPudding
    MsPudding Posts: 562 Member
    It doesn't matter how many cats you eat in a day...it's whether you let them settle that matters. If you let the cats settle they'll turn straight to fat - so keep moving!
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Check your macros. You should be shooting for 40% long hair, 30% short hair and 30% kitten.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I was going to suggest juicing your cats, and drinking them, but someone already hit that one.

    Now, I don't know if you caught the thread this past weekend. There has been some very cutting edge science published exclusively on MFP. It showed that an egg is a potential chicken, so eating an egg would result in you consuming the calories you would get from eating an entire chicken. Eggs are gametes, and so are sperm. Therefore, faux logic would predict that the same would hold true to the sperm (another gamete).

    Apparently, you should eat only the male cats. Each male cat has thousands of sperm, each of which is a potential new cat. So, by eating one male cat, you also are eating all of his progeny, and can have your 1200 (if not more) all at once.

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