Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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dirtyd89
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Top 10:

1.) If you drink out of a straw.

2.) If you shave all of your body hair off.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)

3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt.

4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees.

5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
(ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks.

7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on.
(Man card instantly revoked.)

8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

9.) If you wear a sweater vest.
(Man card will be revoked.)

10.) If your not assertive.
(Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

Edit:
I made this post for the laughs.
Don't take it seriously.

If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
(That will be interesting.)
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  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    I disagree with every one of those.

    The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Fanny packs.
  • swimmer_chick
    swimmer_chick Posts: 137 Member
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    I disagree with everyone of those.

    The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

    Yes, this!!
  • Speedtrap
    Speedtrap Posts: 216
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    Well I guess I had better turn mine in, I am guilty of all but 2, and I am not saying which 2.....
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    i feel very secure in my womanliness...thank you....
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Making a thread about other mens mancards..
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
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    @_Dani:
    Noticed how I said man card and not woman card.
    :)
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    Top 10:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. - Wtf?

    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. - Um no.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)

    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. - Um again, no. It can be hot.

    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. As long as they aren't short shorts doesn't matter to me.

    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. -
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.) - HELL NO. I love a man that can pull off a pink and/or purple shirt.

    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. - That's just silly.

    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. - That goes for any gender.
    (Man card instantly revoked.)

    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. Meh. Stupid one.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. - Disagree.
    (Man card will be revoked.)

    10.) If your not assertive. - I don't agree with the man card being revoked for this, but I do like when men are assertive.
    (Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

    Edit:
    I made this post for the laughs.
    Don't take it seriously.

    If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
    (That will be interesting.)

    Edit for spelling.
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
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    @Wolverine666:
    It's a joke thread.
    What did I say about taking it too seriously?
    Read next time.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    @_Dani:
    Noticed how I said man card and not woman card.
    :)

    Yes. I did.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I regularly do 1, 4, 5, 8 and have been known to do 9.

    I am comfortable with my masculinity.


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  • tracymat
    tracymat Posts: 296 Member
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    Not having a sense of humor???
  • FireEngineRedHead
    FireEngineRedHead Posts: 281 Member
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    You have your female card revoked if you have a sex change operation.
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
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    damn I do 2 through 6. there goes my masculinity
  • MaiLinna
    MaiLinna Posts: 580 Member
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    My card is instantly revoked. XD

    No, it's mostly because other women around me don't understand me. They wanna go get their nails done or go shopping or watch movies. I wanna wrestle and play video games and try to fart louder than my fiancee. lol.
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
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    Jesus Christ none of you know how to read.
    It's a joke post.
    >.<
  • jrutledge01
    jrutledge01 Posts: 213 Member
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    Top 10:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw.

    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)

    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt.

    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees.

    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks.

    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on.
    (Man card instantly revoked.)

    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

    9.) If you wear a sweater vest.
    (Man card will be revoked.)

    10.) If your not assertive.
    (Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

    Edit:
    I made this post for the laughs.
    Don't take it seriously.

    If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
    (That will be interesting.)

    i know it's a joke, but on a serious note..
    only way to lose your mancard is to be insecure enough to allow others to define and validate your manhood

    source: i'm a bad man
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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