Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
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    looks like you dont have a man card just by the look of your face.
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
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    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge. I
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
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    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
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    When you eat less than 1300 calories a day, youre not manly and have no business making this thread. Please run away now. Do you even lift?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

    Please oh please Maverick, post pics when you do. And then FR me. Lol.

    I give your idea two thumbs up. Don't ask me where tho. Oh heck I'll give it two Tom Cruise's too! One for your name and one cause....v neck AND purple!

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    Ray Lewis were purple
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

    @ Mav - Imma do it, just because I know you've been looking for an excuse to wrestle me...
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
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    @dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
    9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
    10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

    @ Mav - Imma do it, just because I know you've been looking for an excuse to wrestle me...

    @TX-Thundercat - Yes! stil trying to get you drunk first :drinker:

    @chocolatediet - Thanks and appreciate the two thumbs up. I literally knocked an MMA wanna be out for less.... he was being Really Assetive :laugh:

    @rmikle - echo your funny comments.
  • dirtyd89
    dirtyd89 Posts: 170
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    @rmikle:
    Really?
    Yes.
    I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
    Could outrun you in day of the week brah.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    Drunken MMA rasslin..? Bring it!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    ^ just a sec...lemme get my popcorn ready.

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    Okay...ready!
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
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    @rmikle:
    Really?
    Yes.
    I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
    Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

    That answer was pathetic. If youre a runner, you should be eating more to replenish. Also, you just lost your man card because you said youre a runner.
  • rmikle
    rmikle Posts: 101 Member
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    @rmikle:
    Really?
    Yes.
    I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
    Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

    Im pretty sure any woman on this site eats more than you.
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  • solarpower4
    solarpower4 Posts: 250 Member
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    for sale:
    1 pink Miami Vice tee shirt
    2 pairs shorty shorts, daisy duke jean cute off, one acid washed.

    Were do I go turn in my card? If you excuse me, I'll be crying.

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
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    I disagree with everyone of those.

    The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

    Yes, this!!

    Sooo ture, I've drama follows you, it's YOU not other girls.
  • solarpower4
    solarpower4 Posts: 250 Member
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    1.) If you drink out of a straw.
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    drinks with straw, still manly

    2)
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    shaven...still manly.

    3)
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    v-necks can be very manly. especially when there is something dangling out like that all reckless and stuff. (belt)

    4)
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    these shorts are short but man OH MAN that's still a man if I ever saw one.

    5)
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    sorry prince gets double billing b/c....those eyes. *swoon* and have you SEEN the women he's bedded? all man.

    6)
    thumb_COLOURBOX4503491.jpg drinking fruity drink --still manly

    7)
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    sometimes a man needs time to get things in order before facing his problems, case in point harrison ford. *read, ducks in a row*.

    8)
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    I don't care if they're crying cause they broke a nail...them's hawt!

    9)
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    sweater vest you say? yum. -- ding. ding. manly.


    Just wanted a chance to post the eye candy again!!
  • solarpower4
    solarpower4 Posts: 250 Member
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    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    I like your list better. Plus #11 Skinny Jeans.

    Oooh, love this list, too! Thanks for a good laugh!
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
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    @rmikle:
    Really?
    Yes.
    I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
    Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

    @dirtyd - brah? Word of advice, don't talk that way in Hawaii. BTW, bought a purple shirt to see who would try to take my mancard. I guarantee that I could out run you, as I run at least 3 miles a day and 6 miles on the weekend.

    @solarpower - I love your dress :laugh:
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
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    The pink thing always makes me laugh. Just a random snapple fact: Pink was first associated with boy babies, and blue for girl babies...just saying. And I have yet to see a girl pull off pink better than a guy...just sayin ;)