What did your significant other do to piss you off today?

I only have insignificant others.

BAM!

nothing yet, he's still sleeping.

If the Ravens hadn't have won the super bowl I'd hate that profile picture

He's sleeping in! Seriously, that gives me time to get stuff done without interruption. My SO is fantastic.

Where do I start...?

Nothing today. He does tickle me. That's it. In 3 years, that's all he's ever done. And it doesn't really piss me off; it kind of perturbs me. Well, I enjoy it sometimes. Okay, most of the time. I like it when he touches me... it usually leads to more amorous activities.

Now that I think of it, nothing he does pisses me off.

This wasn't today, it was a few days ago, but here goes;
We passed each other in the hallway in the morning, me coming downstairs from my bedroom, he coming out of his, and wished each other "Good morning, happy anniversary". The day went on as normal...he played online poker at noon and again at three. I did all the barn work, hauling hay, feeding horses, cooked and ate meals and logged into MFP to post my diary. I thought we might possibly go out to dinner; he'd said something the day before about going out for an anniversary dinner.. At six he started playing poker and played right through until nine-thirty, when I gave up waiting and went to bed. A while later he came upstairs, got in bed smelling of tobacco, started coughing, coughing, coughing, waking me up of course, then got up and went back downstairs to his bedroom, with never a word said. And that's how we spent our 42nd wedding anniversary.

Separate bedrooms.....? I have heard this before but it really, really confuses me. I think it definitely helps creating distance between you two.

The worst thing my SO did today... We were playing PS3 (Saint's Row), he went to the kitchen to feed the cats, then stayed there doing dishes, while I was waiting to continue the game.

How terrible to have a boyfriend who is more into cleaning than me (A)

Share the good stories!!! Mine breathed! Just kidding..........mine is still trying to explain drinking and calling an ambulance to the hospital in the middle of the night over tooth pain to get med (that I didnt know about.......I was sleeping) and got a ride home from a girl who apparently hung out in our back yard smoking a cig and using his computer (all at 4 am and I was sleeping, I say again) and he doesnt understand why I am mad!! Beat that one! I know nothing funky went on but damn, what happens to drunk men that they don't have a brain to say......."You gave me a ride, thanks!!! Let me get out at the front of my house and you leave here!"

You sure are a sound sleeper....

Nothing yet. He doesn't piss me off ... just aggrivates me to death >.<

My partner is a little socially off he never sees how what he says will hurt others and never thinks before he speaks, I get comments all the time like....

"I would never marry you especially looking like that god could you imagine if you let your self go"

"you're like an old TV, big and bulky and everyone these days has the newer flat screen model"

or ill be excited over a loss could only be 1 or 2 lbs but ill be happy and he comes over pokes my stomach and tells me I missed some.

Half the time he ends up asking why I'm upset, and never seems to get it, but always apologies and says he was joking.... still its annoying as hell that he has not learned yet. ¬_¬

Oh my god THIS my boyfriend is like this. He says " I don't really mean it" but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt!

Nothing! I love my boyfriend so much. We get a long so well, and I take pride in our relatively healthy relationship.

Yes, THIS.
My husband and I respect each other, talk to each other, and support each other.
I used to be married to a drunk who liked to pick fights. I got over it and dumped him. You (original author and a ruined anniversary person) should too. It's much more fun to have a GOOD relationship than a frustrating one.

My partner is a little socially off he never sees how what he says will hurt others and never thinks before he speaks, I get comments all the time like....

"I would never marry you especially looking like that god could you imagine if you let your self go"

"you're like an old TV, big and bulky and everyone these days has the newer flat screen model"

or ill be excited over a loss could only be 1 or 2 lbs but ill be happy and he comes over pokes my stomach and tells me I missed some.

Half the time he ends up asking why I'm upset, and never seems to get it, but always apologies and says he was joking.... still its annoying as hell that he has not learned yet. ¬_¬

And you're with him because...?

I hate to say it but you let him do this to you by staying with him and not actively doing something about it.

He got abducted by aliens. AGAIN. Because he refuses to wear his tin foil hat in the shower.

Share the good stories!!! Mine breathed! Just kidding..........mine is still trying to explain drinking and calling an ambulance to the hospital in the middle of the night over tooth pain to get med (that I didnt know about.......I was sleeping) and got a ride home from a girl who apparently hung out in our back yard smoking a cig and using his computer (all at 4 am and I was sleeping, I say again) and he doesnt understand why I am mad!! Beat that one! I know nothing funky went on but damn, what happens to drunk men that they don't have a brain to say......."You gave me a ride, thanks!!! Let me get out at the front of my house and you leave here!"

On a serious note, 2 things jump out. First - taking an ambulance to the ER to get a shot / meds for a toothache is a classic move by people who want a quick oxycodin fix - this is based on some experiences I've had with people addicted to pain killers - your SO may not have this issue but it is suspect. Secondly, nothing good happens after midnight and probably worse things happen at 4am. I believe you that nothing went on but please protect yourself. There are a couple reasons to be wary: STDs and crazy insomniacs. Seriously, protect yourself - this sounds like madness. Also, you don't need this stress when you are working on losing weight. If your SO is an alcoholic, I promise you (from first hand knowledge) that he will do whatever it takes to keep you down - belittle you, cause drama in your life, sabotage your dieting efforts, etc. You don't need this chaos in your life. Sorry.

Nothing! I love my boyfriend so much. We get a long so well, and I take pride in our relatively healthy relationship.

Show off.

wait till you have been married to them for 11 years and 12 years together :P

My hubby is working away from home on a job so he is not upseting me at all. He is my bestfriend, lover and my soulmate. And we have been married also 29 years. But wait he will be coming home and who knows maybe then we can have a tiff and have fun making up. Got to just love him!!!

Not exist.