What did your significant other do to piss you off today?

The separate bedrooms are because if I sleep on his bed I wake up with my back killing me. It's too firm for me. If he sleeps in my bed, which is too soft for him, he wakes up barely able to get out of bed. Usually he'll stay with me until I fall asleep, then go downstairs. It's not ideal, but there's no way we could afford a new mattress ( sleep number or other) and I love my bed.

Why would you waste your life like this?

Sorry, don't really have a great story to add to this. I've been married almost 2 years, together since 2008, and there's nothing that he's done to piss me off today...or for a long while, actually.

He does annoy me at times...like how he won't stop shaking his foot when he's sitting down and it's propped up over his knee...

But I guess it just doesn't compare to what you guys are talking about. :ohwell:

Ha ha ha - my husband does that foot shaking thing too. He said it is 'St Vitus dance', whatever that may be. But then I have terrible restless leg syndrome in bed, so that probably drives him mad too.

My significant other does this really annoying thing where he doesn't exist.

My right hand won't grip the olympic bar properly. Too much lube I think

Share the good stories!!! Mine breathed! Just kidding..........mine is still trying to explain drinking and calling an ambulance to the hospital in the middle of the night over tooth pain to get med (that I didnt know about.......I was sleeping) and got a ride home from a girl who apparently hung out in our back yard smoking a cig and using his computer (all at 4 am and I was sleeping, I say again) and he doesnt understand why I am mad!! Beat that one! I know nothing funky went on but damn, what happens to drunk men that they don't have a brain to say......."You gave me a ride, thanks!!! Let me get out at the front of my house and you leave here!"

Wait, he went to the ER without you knowing it? In an ambulance? For tooth pain. THEN got a ride home from some random girl who was smoking on your property?! That's just all sorts of No-no's. I'd ask for the doctors report.

I agree, something sounds funny to me about all that. Ask for proof and verification. If I were married (and I used to be several years ago) and did something like that (drunk, ER visit, hospital meds, then random guy brings me home and I let him stay over while I'm drunk&possibly high on pain meds...) I'm guessing my husband would be pissed as well. Nothing makes sense about that story.

I am sorry for laughing at OP's story but my goodness, you've got to be really naive to believe that :P An ambulance showed up to your house and you didn't notice? Then he got a ride from a random girl, who smoked in your backyard, using his computer at 4am, all while you were sleeping and you say "I know nothing funky went on" girl....

Im not naive. He did go. I have the hospital band and his paperwork and prescriptions. My son saw the ambulance but didn't realize what was going on. I had taken a muscle relaxer b/c my back was hurting and was dead to the world. So, I had no idea what was going on.

I also, at this point, spoke to the girl, who is engaged and swore to me the first thing he told her was he was married, she drove him straight here and that she asked him for a cigarette and used his laptop (outside) to see if her fiance had emailed her something and she left. She said she made it clear when she asked him if he needed a ride that she had a taser and a gun. She said she was only offering help b/c he looked like he needed it. She didnt come in the house. She said he did nothing out of the way but tell her thank you about a million times for helping him. He's never given me reason to believe he would cheat so I am just dropping it with a BIG KICK IN HIS *kitten* and making it CLEAR to him that even tho he should be thankful someone gave him a lift home when I was alseep and didn't hear him calling, nothing like this had better happen again......period.