Fighting off an erection while working out.

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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I like imagining who I would bite when i am working out. luckily i dont have a male member.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Lorena Bobbit

    555-867-5309

    she'll sort out your problem for you.

    She's my hero!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    ewwwww! wait, really? lol

    It's true...
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
    I believe Dave Barry recommended the technique of picturing Rush Limbaugh wearing thong underwear. <vurp>
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
    Maybe you need some blinkers so that your eyes are not on the prize.

    Seabiscuit has it right:

    racehorse_blinkers.jpg
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    nevermind...
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    This thread amuses me...:drinker:
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Don't fight it.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Just do what I do... workout at home!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    ewwwww! wait, really? lol

    It's true...

    **** now I want to try it...bwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahah
  • deja_blu
    deja_blu Posts: 359 Member
    Dudes get half chubs pretty regularly in the weight room. Apparently it's the increased blood flow. Kinda like my nipples get hard. I can't do anything about it, nor can they. We just all go about our workouts as if it's not an issue. Because we're adults.

    Now that I think about it, because of the OP, I'm wondering if the chubs are my fault... :huh:

    It's all you , boo! You're a star!!!

    I always wear fitted clothes to the gym or when I workout. If it's admired, thank you. A job well done is in order. And when the nipples are hard, real work is being done. It's a victory. Now thinking about what the OP said, I am on unofficial STROLL and PATROL duty. :happy:

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  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    tap the little feller with this every time he acts up:

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    he'll get the point eventually
  • watcheronthewall
    watcheronthewall Posts: 104
    troll ololol
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    troll ololol

    Yup
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    :noway:
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 659 Member
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    lmao!!!
  • lfergurson1
    lfergurson1 Posts: 137 Member
    Some peoples kids should not play on the internet! wink
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    In. Just because.

    You are to blame! After that picture you posted....
    I will not accept responsibility for OP's random erections.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    How about you grow up, wonderboy? You're not a teenager anymore.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    My nips get hard when I workout and it isn't because I'm excited..think it's to do with increased blood flow...

    Wear a blindfold? :ohwell:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "Take care of business" before you work out?

    Take care of business as you are running on the treadmill... the added balance would be a great core workout im sure.

    Remember to switch hands every 20 seconds for an even workout.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    tap the little feller with this every time he acts up:

    2012_0807_ham021.jpg

    he'll get the point eventually

    I thought that said "*kitten*". That wouldn't be good, either.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    :noway:

    I used to listen to a lot of Loveline... Dr. Drew, man! He knows his stuff.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    "Take care of business" before you work out?

    Take care of business as you are running on the treadmill... the added balance would be a great core workout im sure.

    Remember to switch hands every 20 seconds for an even workout.

    Depends is he trying to strengthen or tone?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Just push it in and pop this on top of it before your workout and you'll be fine

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    :noway:

    I used to listen to a lot of Loveline... Dr. Drew, man! He knows his stuff.

    Bwahahaha!!! The images in my head...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    with the steriods you do would anyone notice?

    Really dude! Please don't assume!

    .... sorry but a man of what? mid 30's? you haven't worked out what your **** is for and how it works in that time, not to mention what "your girl" would think

    i figure it must not be big enough to pay much attention to, and looking at your pictures i vote roids, ergo: i doubt anyone would notice

    not much of an assumption really, infact iirc roids make you do teenage things like get hard when you so much as look at the female form, and spaz out at the littlest things though when your **** shrinks i'm guessing that's not gonna help the situation :huh:

    Let me start with, I don't support steroid use in any manner, but to look at the man's pic and his OP and make assumptions is just short of body-shaming... which is against the forum rules...

    You should practice keeping at least some of your opinions to yourself.
  • camrunner
    camrunner Posts: 363
    I like imagining who I would bite when i am working out. luckily i dont have a male member.

    ...bite?
  • Siekobilly
    Siekobilly Posts: 401 Member
    I wear boxer briefs. Doesn't completely solve the problem, but adds resistance that workout shorts don't provide. Beyond that I just rock it. If they want to look at my chub, power to 'em.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    "Take care of business" before you work out?

    Take care of business as you are running on the treadmill... the added balance would be a great core workout im sure.

    Remember to switch hands every 20 seconds for an even workout.

    Depends is he trying to strengthen or tone?

    i feel like this would be a good spot for a Tug Toner gif, but i don't want a strike. :frown:
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