Fighting off an erection while working out.

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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    I like imagining who I would bite when i am working out. luckily i dont have a male member.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Lorena Bobbit

    555-867-5309

    she'll sort out your problem for you.

    She's my hero!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    ewwwww! wait, really? lol

    It's true...
  • EmGetsFit
    EmGetsFit Posts: 151 Member
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    I believe Dave Barry recommended the technique of picturing Rush Limbaugh wearing thong underwear. <vurp>
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
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    Maybe you need some blinkers so that your eyes are not on the prize.

    Seabiscuit has it right:

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  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    nevermind...
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    This thread amuses me...:drinker:
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    Don't fight it.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Just do what I do... workout at home!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    ewwwww! wait, really? lol

    It's true...

    **** now I want to try it...bwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahah
  • deja_blu
    deja_blu Posts: 359 Member
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    Dudes get half chubs pretty regularly in the weight room. Apparently it's the increased blood flow. Kinda like my nipples get hard. I can't do anything about it, nor can they. We just all go about our workouts as if it's not an issue. Because we're adults.

    Now that I think about it, because of the OP, I'm wondering if the chubs are my fault... :huh:

    It's all you , boo! You're a star!!!

    I always wear fitted clothes to the gym or when I workout. If it's admired, thank you. A job well done is in order. And when the nipples are hard, real work is being done. It's a victory. Now thinking about what the OP said, I am on unofficial STROLL and PATROL duty. :happy:

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  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    tap the little feller with this every time he acts up:

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    he'll get the point eventually
  • watcheronthewall
    watcheronthewall Posts: 104
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    troll ololol
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    troll ololol

    Yup
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    rub one out before you go...lifting heavy **** is hot...so either take care of it before, or take a break in the bathroom...whatevs.

    :wink:

    Geeze! Don't tell him to take care of it in the bathroom!

    bwahhahahah why not? thats what private bathrooms are for, no?

    Did you know that if you *kitten* on the toilet, it will cause you to have to have a bowel movement every time you orgasm?

    :noway:
  • sisierra
    sisierra Posts: 707 Member
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    lmao!!!
  • lfergurson1
    lfergurson1 Posts: 137 Member
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    Some peoples kids should not play on the internet! wink
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    In. Just because.

    You are to blame! After that picture you posted....
    I will not accept responsibility for OP's random erections.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    How about you grow up, wonderboy? You're not a teenager anymore.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    My nips get hard when I workout and it isn't because I'm excited..think it's to do with increased blood flow...

    Wear a blindfold? :ohwell:
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