Fighting off an erection while working out.

Reminds me of the *kitten* skit where Johnny Knoxville goes to the gym to workout and has a fake ummm apparatus making a bulge in his shorts stick straight out.
He asks some dude "bro can you spot me..." :laugh:

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Is this a serious post...*sigh*

*eyerolls*

AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

It's really hard.

You can't workout in jeans. You're in sweats or basketball shorts which has zero resistance and you can't even do the old "tuck between the legs" because it restricts movement.

OP. Take care of business before hand. It's really the only way.

Hope this helps.

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I think the seriousness of the question comes in because OP could easily not stare at women at his gym.

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with the steriods you do would anyone notice?

Really dude! Please don't assume!

.... sorry but a man of what? mid 30's? you haven't worked out what your **** is for and how it works in that time, not to mention what "your girl" would think

i figure it must not be big enough to pay much attention to, and looking at your pictures i vote roids, ergo: i doubt anyone would notice

not much of an assumption really, infact iirc roids make you do teenage things like get hard when you so much as look at the female form, and spaz out at the littlest things though when your **** shrinks i'm guessing that's not gonna help the situation :huh:

Are you for real?

You just accused a body builder (who competes in comps by the looks of it) of taking steroids . . . on a fitness website

Then made remarks on the size of the guys penis.

And then made inaccurate statements about steroids and shrinking your penis.

AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

It's really hard.

Is it bad that I work out alone , at home and I have the same problem?

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with the steriods you do would anyone notice?

Really dude! Please don't assume!

.... sorry but a man of what? mid 30's? you haven't worked out what your **** is for and how it works in that time, not to mention what "your girl" would think

i figure it must not be big enough to pay much attention to, and looking at your pictures i vote roids, ergo: i doubt anyone would notice

not much of an assumption really, infact iirc roids make you do teenage things like get hard when you so much as look at the female form, and spaz out at the littlest things though when your **** shrinks i'm guessing that's not gonna help the situation :huh:

Are you for real?

You just accused a body builder (who competes in comps by the looks of it) of taking steroids . . . on a fitness website

Then made remarks on the size of the guys penis.

And then made inaccurate statements about steroids and shrinking your penis.

I read all that and took it totally as an attempt at humor. I guess I'm used to my real life crowd where we totally bust on each other like this.

I in no way took it as body shaming or a real accusation of steroid use.

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Is this a serious post...*sigh*

*eyerolls*

AS much as people want to think this is a joke simply because it says erection in the title it is NOT.

It's really hard.

You can't workout in jeans. You're in sweats or basketball shorts which has zero resistance and you can't even do the old "tuck between the legs" because it restricts movement.

OP. Take care of business before hand. It's really the only way.

Hope this helps.

:flowerforyou:

I think the seriousness of the question comes in because OP could easily not stare at women at his gym.

Really? Even I can't help but stare at some of the ladies at the gym. Short of blindfolding himself, that's not a realistic option.