You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • BakingMadGymAddict
    BakingMadGymAddict Posts: 69
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    You jump for joy and you get stuck....
  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
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    your belt buckle hurts your gut after sitting in a certain position too long.
  • HunterKiller_wechange2
    HunterKiller_wechange2 Posts: 332 Member
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    they have to knock down a wall to be able to get you out the house and into an ambulance.


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  • DonttrythatwithME
    DonttrythatwithME Posts: 214 Member
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    you cry butter
  • jcvigi
    jcvigi Posts: 9 Member
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    :laugh: Hilarious
  • SweetTeaAndCutoffs
    SweetTeaAndCutoffs Posts: 59 Member
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    you only wear workout clothes and scrubs, you avoid going out and doing anything social because you won't have anything to wear
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
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    your jeans dont fit or u gave uup on wearing jeans
  • CrystalDreams
    CrystalDreams Posts: 418 Member
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    When your reading a baby name book for fun and a woman comes up and puts her hand on your stomach and says congratulations....

    When the 4XL button up shirt doesn't fit.... your stomach.

    When you climb one flight of stairs and cant breath.

    When someone older than you offers to shovel out your car so you "dont hurt yourself".
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
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    u cant fit in the bathtub??
  • Darmonatrix
    Darmonatrix Posts: 35
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    .....you need a run up to tie up your shoelaces.
  • Darmonatrix
    Darmonatrix Posts: 35
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    u cant fit in the bathtub??

    ah yes i had forgotten about this. when i used bath, i would pull the plug out and the water would empty but only from my hips down. i still had full bath behind me.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    People begin to pray when you get on an elevator with them...
  • JessicaHeathfield
    JessicaHeathfield Posts: 64 Member
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    you're eating lunch thinking about dinner

    Hahahaha, oh man this is me... :( Don't think it'll ever change, I love food too much!
  • prium01
    prium01 Posts: 306 Member
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    You keep your purse on your lap to hide that gut!!! Yep, I had to buy bigger purses!!!


    This!!
  • Moviegal77
    Moviegal77 Posts: 65 Member
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    When all your pants/skirts/shorts have an elastic waistband.
  • GAB219
    GAB219 Posts: 27 Member
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    When you sit on the toilet and it creaks (more like groaning).
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    Your butt takes up the whole of the bottom of the bathtub!
  • Poprocket_2012
    Poprocket_2012 Posts: 142
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    When your inner thighs rub together when you walk, leaving painful red marks and wearing holes in your jeans
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
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    When you try to make a "ghetto-fied" button extender with a rubber band. LOL
  • riggsy81
    riggsy81 Posts: 44 Member
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    when you cant see all of your man hood - unless standing over a mirror!!!!

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