ways to annoy a fitness person
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Order a large pizza and say "I'll just work out twice as hard" - RAAAARRGGGHHH!!! YOU CAN'T OUT EXERCISE A BAD DIET!
"I don't have time to go to the gym... Oh, yeah I'll come for a few drinks tonight!"
Not wiping the sweat off the machines when done
"I don't want to get bulky, so I avoid weights"
People who hog machines at the gym
People who go to the gym just to use the sauna etc
"I am so fat, I'm disgusting" *shovels in mouthfuls of donuts and potato chips*0 -
Ask them how they've lost so much weight and been so successful. And then talk about how you so badly need to lose weight and have gained so much over the past year. And then take them up on their offer to go with you to the gym and then not show up and not change anything and not take any of their advice.
Joke in line at the work cafeteria about how you just like food too much, so you'd rather stay fat.
As a man (or a woman), replace your meals with Slim Fast shakes and yogurt, eat around 900 calories all day long, and do nothing but walk on the treadmill or do an occasional spin class.
Talk about how your wife cooks dinner, so you are at her mercy when it comes to eating healthier and that's why you can't lose weight.0 -
tell them that fruit water can "flush" fat.0
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My favorite is my overweight workmates.
They say life is not worth living unless I can eat and drink what I want. Yet they have to take the elevator up one level.0 -
Wait, what? Could you clarify?Order a large pizza and say "I'll just work out twice as hard" - RAAAARRGGGHHH!!! YOU CAN'T OUT EXERCISE A BAD DIET!0 -
This is annoying...how can someone annoy you by being fat? It's not a personality trait or an annoying habit...like say being a *kitten*By being fat0 -
Tell them you don't have the time to work out.0
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Tell them you only do upper body, cuz my legs get enough exercise just walking.
Actually, go to the gym sometime and look at 90% of the no-neck muscleheads, they have legs like chickens...0 -
Tell them you are on a 500 calorie diet.
This, I've seen, is the most annoying thing of it all!0 -
Tell them theyre doing every exercise wrong. Then proceed to take on the role of personal trainer and advise them to do it completely wrong.
Walk around the gym grabbing their weights and re-racking them while they're in the middle of alternating sets.0 -
Tell them you are starting a new "diet" on Monday, so until then you are going to enjoy yourself.
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Wait, what? Could you clarify?Order a large pizza and say "I'll just work out twice as hard" - RAAAARRGGGHHH!!! YOU CAN'T OUT EXERCISE A BAD DIET!
Well, my brother eats a lot of fast food and junk and his excuse is that he just works twice as hard at the gym. He's not doing anything to benefit his health and doesn't understand the fact that healthy living is 80% nutrition, 20% fitness.
People who have a bad diet and say they can burn it off at the gym annoy me.0 -
Telling me a really well constructed story that wastes my time that can be summarised by the question: what is the magic pill?0
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Telling me a really well constructed story that wastes my time that can be summarised by the question: what is the magic pill?
Good one.0 -
Or...
Am I the only one super impressed by Jim Carrey's move?0 -
ask for a workout that will give you "long and lean" muscles.0
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Tell him he's got bad form
Comment on anything he eats that is even remotely unhealthy
Tell him you gained 10KG of pure muscle mass in 2 months
Tell him that whey protein is bad for you
Tell him that creatine can give you acne and gyno
Don't shower, go run on the treadmill next to them - sweat a lot and make sure its dripping EVERYWHERE
Tell them their form is terrible
Tell them they aren't impressive because they're on steroids (even though he/she isn't)
Tell them macros should be at 90/5/5 c/p/f
Take all your equipment you're going to use for the day and put it by a bench and say you're using it
Tell them how bench press is bad for their health because it causes arthritis0 -
Tell them how inspired you are by how good they look that you are going on a fruit flush diet this weekend (I almost ranted about how quick fixes never work and I have worked hard to eat well and workout but then realized it would go over her head!)0
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Announce in front of the person who has lost and still losing and getting fit (when you are at least 50 lbs overweight) that "people on 'diets' are idiots and that you are SO SORRY that other people haven't learned to love themselves as much as YOU do. :explode: And that people who work out are morons if they also are 'dieting' because EVERYONE KNOWS that when you work out you don't need to watch what you eat."
Also, that in YOUR culture, women have more important things to worry about than the width of their hips.
The nicest possible response I could come up with in a work environment was that I love myself too much NOT to eat properly and work out. And a nice, dismissive laugh at the other comments, which I can tell made her very angry
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Yeah, this is the one that annoys me when I read or hear it. But you learn to eye roll very good from constant repetition.Use the word "Toned". It's very annoying.
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Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition0 -
-Every time you see them eating say "oooooohh your going to mess up your diet!"
-Ask them for their advice in a patronizing way, then discredit them to make it look like you already knew it, and then secretly try it when nobodys looking,0 -
Yeah, this is the one that annoys me when I read or hear it. But you learn to eye roll very good from constant repetition.Use the word "Toned". It's very annoying.
A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
Nope you're wrong.
..Just saw your signature in your post so I'm arguing with a fitness dude to see if it annoys ya ;D0 -
I hate it when people say "I love my curves" when they are not curvy, they're just overweight... e.g. Gemma Collins from The Only Way Is Essex...
This also annoys me... Seeing a family eating junk because it's "cheaper" than eating healthy..
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Start telling them that the reason they can't loose weight is because they have too many food allergies. >:( (this person tells me this every week, and ps they have had gastric bypass surgery and still are overweight)0
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Its not cheaper to eat junk - you can eat very cheaply if you are intelligent or prepared to learn about nutrition. Big bag of pasta, big bag of potatoes, some value baked beans, tomatoes and a few seasonings can go a long way.
Sorry, the picture of those kids just annoyed me.0 -
Mention vegan bodybuilders ^_^0
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:laugh: Knee bends....LMAO!Doing knee bends and calling them squats.0 -
Make up your own exercise
Or...
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I hate it when people say "I love my curves" when they are not curvy, they're just overweight... e.g. Gemma Collins from The Only Way Is Essex...
This also annoys me... Seeing a family eating junk because it's "cheaper" than eating healthy..
This, I know a few girls who say they are curvy, yet they curve outwards, not inwards..0 -
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