ways to annoy a fitness person
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tell them how you're afraid to take protein supplements because you'll get "too bulky"0
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ask for advice on how to be as fit as them then when hearing "eating better and exercise regularly" just tell them that would never work.0
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Tell them you don't have time to go to the gym.
Go into a fast food place and order a Big Mac, Large Fries... and a large diet Coke.0 -
or tell them "you're only thin cuz you run so much"... make sure to discount all their healthier food choices as they are eating grilled chicken and veggies while you eat cheeseburger w/ bacon and fries then order a milkshake0
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don't wipe the sweat off machines/benches when you are done
I got ringworm from somebody doing this, so yes it is annoying!0 -
hogg the squat rack doing only 10lbs squats.for many reps.:bigsmile:0
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Whinge about being over weight while you stuff cookies in.
LOL, I hear this one all the time in my office!0 -
show the trainer your lunge stance and form
....in the locker room
....after you showered
....with no clothes on0 -
Don't bother to rerack the 500lbs you were half-squatting.
Pick up dumbbells, carry them to the other side of the gym to use them, and leave them there.
Curls in the squat rack. (Been said, had to say it again because I'm still pissed how long I had to wait for equipment last night.)
Constantly go on a different fad diet where you lose 20lbs and pack 25 back on when you stop dieting, then tell someone who's lost that weight and kept it off how awesome your fad diet is.
Tell them that you'll gain weight if you eat more than 1000 calories a day... and tell them this while you're at a bar, downing a pitcher of beer.
Just about everything else that's already been said.0 -
I work out at home or by walking, if you want to piss me off when working out? it is easily done by bugging the **** out of me when I am working out, as far as walking go's if you can talk comfortably then you are not walking fast/ hiking hard enough.0
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Order a large pizza and say "I'll just work out twice as hard" - RAAAARRGGGHHH!!! YOU CAN'T OUT EXERCISE A BAD DIET!
"I don't have time to go to the gym... Oh, yeah I'll come for a few drinks tonight!"
Not wiping the sweat off the machines when done
"I don't want to get bulky, so I avoid weights"
People who hog machines at the gym
People who go to the gym just to use the sauna etc
"I am so fat, I'm disgusting" *shovels in mouthfuls of donuts and potato chips*0 -
Ask them how they've lost so much weight and been so successful. And then talk about how you so badly need to lose weight and have gained so much over the past year. And then take them up on their offer to go with you to the gym and then not show up and not change anything and not take any of their advice.
Joke in line at the work cafeteria about how you just like food too much, so you'd rather stay fat.
As a man (or a woman), replace your meals with Slim Fast shakes and yogurt, eat around 900 calories all day long, and do nothing but walk on the treadmill or do an occasional spin class.
Talk about how your wife cooks dinner, so you are at her mercy when it comes to eating healthier and that's why you can't lose weight.0 -
tell them that fruit water can "flush" fat.0
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My favorite is my overweight workmates.
They say life is not worth living unless I can eat and drink what I want. Yet they have to take the elevator up one level.0 -
Order a large pizza and say "I'll just work out twice as hard" - RAAAARRGGGHHH!!! YOU CAN'T OUT EXERCISE A BAD DIET!0
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By being fat0
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Tell them you don't have the time to work out.0
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Tell them you only do upper body, cuz my legs get enough exercise just walking.
Actually, go to the gym sometime and look at 90% of the no-neck muscleheads, they have legs like chickens...0 -
Tell them you are on a 500 calorie diet.
This, I've seen, is the most annoying thing of it all!0 -
Tell them theyre doing every exercise wrong. Then proceed to take on the role of personal trainer and advise them to do it completely wrong.
Walk around the gym grabbing their weights and re-racking them while they're in the middle of alternating sets.0
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