Ideas for *witty* responses to healthy haters
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So a close relative remarked, " You can still see the roots on those," as I was happily eating lightly broiled brussels sprouts.
"Yeah, you know where they came from," I responded.
She continued her rant about eating vegetables. My quip did not make her laugh or shut up.
I need better, smart-*kitten*, but funny quips/comebacks that will shut people up. I haven't found anything online. Come on, there had to be funny healthy people, right?
"Yeah, you know where they came from," I responded.
She continued her rant about eating vegetables. My quip did not make her laugh or shut up.
I need better, smart-*kitten*, but funny quips/comebacks that will shut people up. I haven't found anything online. Come on, there had to be funny healthy people, right?
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I've just cultivated a deanpan, one eyebrow slightly raised stare that makes people extrodinarily uncomfortable. No comments needed, just gaze at them like they are a slightly fascinating but mostly repugnant amoeba until they go away.0
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Great idea for a thread. I've often felt the need for some of those...
Unfortunately I can't think of anything. I just want to come back and read others ideas0 -
i do not think you need to bother. just smile and nod till they get tired. well done for eating your veggies.0
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I admit I have no witty responses to offer. However, I am fascinated that your relative said she could "see roots" on brussels sprouts. Clearly she has never seen them growing - they grow off of a stalk, "roots" are an impossibility. Take your relative to a farm for goodness sake, maybe she would appreciate her veggies more.0
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I've just cultivated a deanpan, one eyebrow slightly raised stare that makes people extrodinarily uncomfortable. No comments needed, just gaze at them like they are a slightly fascinating but mostly repugnant amoeba until they go away.
LOL I do this too. I find it to be a bit rude, but then again, it is my response to rude people.0 -
I usually just give them a stupid look with an irrelevant remark in a derpy tone.0
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I tend to respond with;
"I just like to respect my body, and eating well and exercising regularly gives me more energy, better skin and in fact tastes a lot better than all the processed junk these days. Shall we compare our health when we're both in our 50s?"
I also get crap from people all the time because I have pale skin and always stay out of the sun - again the "comparing at 50" seems to shut them up
They will try to catch you out when you have a treat like chocolate or something, but you know what, they feel guilty about not respecting their bodies and it does the job in my opinion.0 -
Just reply by saying, well those roots look better than your toenails you might want to consider eating these instead. You can always say I just eat veggies because I love myself it's time for you to look in the mirror and see what I see.0
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Results speak for themselves, Nobody says nothing about what I eat, normally they are just curious.0
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Something I read from Dave Zinczenko was that everybody "diets." It's not something you go on, it's what you eat, whatever you're eating, & if you look up the definition for diet, you'll find that he's right. So I always used to joke that I never diet because it has the word "die" in it, until my coworker said, "But at least when I die, I'd have a smaller coffin." She didn't mean it maliciously & I didn't take it that way, but it did get me wondering & it'd still be years before I started to change my, har har, diet.
As far as witty responses go, haters gonna hate. I'm finding agreeing that it's not your usual greasy fare & asking if they'd like a bit is better for my mind & spirit. You still keep your positivity & they go away (usually) feeling like an *kitten*. ^_^0 -
My response. I have diabetes. If I ate like you it would kill me.
It's true and I will get to look at their jaw drop.0 -
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hmm, maybe something like, "I prefer healthy vegetables to things like chips, especially the one on your shoulder"0
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Aside from the deadpan stare, I'd employ a healthy dose of scorn. "seriously? you're mocking me for eating vegetables? that's a thing now?"0
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hmm, maybe something like, "I prefer healthy vegetables to things like chips, especially the one on your shoulder"
This right here is a good one lol0 -
"If you are what you eat then you must be a clown" - (if they like McDonalds0
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I used to be mocked for eating vegetables by someone that ate literally nothing but red hot cheetos and fruitopia. It was too hilarious to be irritating.0
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"broccoli gets stuck in your teeth, french fries get stuck on your *kitten*"0
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"If you are what you eat then you must be a clown" - (if they like McDonalds
if we were in a school yard id punch you right now.0 -
"If you are what you eat then you must be a clown" - (if they like McDonalds
if we were in a school yard id punch you right now.
I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?0
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