What are your favorite movie quotes, and lines?

"The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and *kitten*... and Jack left town."

Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and *kitten* the prom queen.

You tell I'm coming and hell's coming with me.

I'm your huckleberry

And basically, the entire script from My Cousin Vinny.

Well, yeah...there's that too :laugh:

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."

--The Usual Suspects

"I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!!" Janet Weiss, RHPS

"Woah, woah woah, just hold on... No one's calling anyone a 'J.T.'" - SemiPro

OF ALL TIME????

Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?

OR

Donnie: First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have... reproductive organs under those little... white... pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a ****?
Sean Smith: [sighs] Dammit, Donnie, wh-why you gotta get so smart on us?

Both Donnie Darko

"I didn't say better I said different. You oughta remember that. "

Eddie and the Cruisers

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

"I'll be back"

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."

--The Usual Suspects

Beat me to it.

I'll go another route instead:

The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's *kitten* and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

It puts the lotion on it's skin. - Silence of the Lambs

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. - Dodgeball

I know you can be overwhelmed and I think you can be underwhelmed. But can you ever be whelmed?
I think you can in Europe! - Ten Things I Hate about you.

I'll have the cream of some young guy. - Wayne's World

Purple Monkey Dishwasher. - The Simpsons

Ok brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. So let's do this together and then get back to killing you with beer! - Homer Simpson

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul;
That makes us reach for more
That plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds
- The Notebook

I think all of us want to feel something that we've forgotten or turned our backs on
Because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind.
We need to remember what used to be good
If we don't, we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.
- 13 Going On 30

Just about any line from Napoleon Dynamite. That movie is so stupid but oh so funny!

Shut up! Yet again, I just told you I am in love with you and you are standing here giving me a vocabulary list.

"Get busy living or get busy dying." Shawshank Redemption
"Mister, I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead." Silverado
"I don't think that means what you think it means" The Princess Bride
"Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!" The Princess Bride
"I saw there were 4 horses and I thought, there are 4 of us, if we find the lady. Hello lady!" The Princess Bride (OK, I really like this movie!)

My husband and I are quoting movies all the time. I'm at a loss right now for all of them but these are some of our faves.

OFFICER FUZZY - That's funny