What are your favorite movie quotes, and lines?

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  • jgollnick
    jgollnick Posts: 73 Member
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    Now go get your fu**ing shinebox- Goodfellas

    Shut the F#$% up Donnie, your out of your element- Big Lebowski

    (looking shocked) Who said anything about slicing you up. I just wanted to carve alittle "Z" in your forehead. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. There are many great quotes from this movie.
  • Leslietheriot
    Leslietheriot Posts: 303 Member
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    Just about any line from Napoleon Dynamite. That movie is so stupid but oh so funny!

    Your mom goes to college.
    Hey Napoleon, what are you going to do today?
    Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!
  • krlong6
    krlong6 Posts: 30
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    "Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
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    Just about any line from Napoleon Dynamite. That movie is so stupid but oh so funny!

    Your mom goes to college.
    Hey Napoleon, what are you going to do today?
    Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!

    I caught you a delicious bass
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
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    Now go get your fu**ing shinebox- Goodfellas

    Shut the F#$% up Donnie, your out of your element- Big Lebowski

    (looking shocked) Who said anything about slicing you up. I just wanted to carve alittle "Z" in your forehead. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. There are many great quotes from this movie.

    Goodfellas is one of my top ten movies. Big Lebowski is top 5
  • sassygamma
    sassygamma Posts: 84 Member
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    Gilmore girls episode......

    Emily- I only wished I'd remembered to call her a cocktail waitress!

    LORELAI: Ooh, woo, that's my mother's version of the C-word! [She screams and they laugh.]
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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    "I'm here to kick @ss and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live
  • Tatonka_usn
    Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
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    There are literally too many to think of them all at the moment. That said, here's a few to get me started:

    "What do you mean funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you? Huh?" - Good Fellas
    "What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different?" - Shawshank Redemption
    "Mongo just pawn in game of life." - Blazing Saddles
    "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual." - Stripes
    "They took the bar! The whole ____ing bar!" - Animal House
    "Mr. Dorfman?...0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Animal House
    "it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care" - Office Space
    "I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore." - Office Space
  • rlouey
    rlouey Posts: 5
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    "If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor...he'd be pralines...and d*ck."
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
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    "I'm here to kick @ss and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live

    Rowdy Roddy Piper
  • MFPRat
    MFPRat Posts: 201 Member
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    Have fun storming the castle! - The Princess Bride

    I always want to say this when I'm showing anyone the door. Well, I do say it, in my head.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    The Schofield Kid: [after killing a man for the first time] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.

    Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

    The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.

    Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
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    Shane Falco: I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.

    [pause while everybody is in the huddle]

    Shane Falco: Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.

    (The Replacements)

    Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

    Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
    ( Fellowship of the Ring) sorry. Had to geek out a bit.
  • Gwen7121
    Gwen7121 Posts: 126 Member
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    "I'm here to kick @ss and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live

    Rowdy Roddy Piper

    Love that one!
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
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    "Could be worse ... could be raining." Young Frankenstein

    "Don't kill all those darks, you need the dark to see the light." Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting

    "Why not?" We Bought A Zoo

    Jane Foster: "So this is how you normally look? Thor "More or less." Jane: "It's a good look!"
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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    "We are no longer the "knights who say "ni". We are the Knights who say Icky, Icky, Icky Pa-tang, Posi Waka WHOOP!"

    This is the line that gave us the name for our son:

    "ELLIOT? You want to name our son ELLIOT? Elliot's a fat kid who plays the tuba and eats paste. Give the kid a real name, like NIck. Nick's your buddy, Nick's your pal. Nick's the kind of guy you can puke in his car and he won't mind. NICK."

    From The Big Bang Theory:

    "What part of "an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote" don't you understand?"
  • mrdexter1
    mrdexter1 Posts: 356 Member
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    conair.

    "put the bunny back in the box"
  • GrnEyz80
    GrnEyz80 Posts: 121
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    "I wanna bend you over a barrel and show you the 50 states" :laugh: :laugh:

    Horrible Bosses
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
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    "We are no longer the "knights who say "ni". We are the Knights who say Icky, Icky, Icky Pa-tang, Posi Waka WHOOP!"

    This is the line that gave us the name for our son:

    "ELLIOT? You want to name our son ELLIOT? Elliot's a fat kid who plays the tuba and eats paste. Give the kid a real name, like NIck. Nick's your buddy, Nick's your pal. Nick's the kind of guy you can puke in his car and he won't mind. NICK."

    From The Big Bang Theory:

    "What part of "an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote" don't you understand?"


    I hate The Big Bang Thoery....Bazinga. I love that show.
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
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    "I wanna bend you over a barrel and show you the 50 states" :laugh: :laugh:

    Wow

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