You know you're fat when...
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When your landlord who you never speak to and has no idea about your nutrition tells you that you should stick to a diet of only "leafy greens"
When you mention having gained weight recently to a new friend and they say, "Oh? You weren't always like this?"0 -
You get stuck coming down a helter skelter with a two year old.....yes it happened to me0
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I knew I was fat when I saw fat rolls on my arms!! WTF!?! Glad they are gone!0
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you start a diet a week ago and when your favourite brand of ice cream comes on offer it actually makes you feel depressed.0
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When painting your toenails becomes a work out
When random strangers make it a point to walk AROUND you at a restaurant so they don't "catch the fat"
When you can no longer find work out clothes in your size
When you can't got clothes shopping in "regular" stores
When you have to consider the size of your hips while looking for new shower fittings for the bathroom renovation0 -
when your boobs become your best asset
I can relate to this one. Unfortunately I'm a guy...0 -
When you're sat down on 2 chairs at a garden party cos 1 doesn't look strong enough.
Or, you pick the sturdiest looking chair, but when you stand up to go get more food, the chair is actually stuck on your backside, and you dont have enough hands to hold your plate and glass and pick the chair off your bum, so you kind of do a little waddle/shake to try to get it off.
Ohhhhhh bad memories!0 -
When you order a diet soda with your super-sized value meal lol.
This times a million. Darn you McDonald's! :sad:
This, but you order two - so as to make a shameful attempt to fool the cashier into thinking it's for two people.0 -
When you're sat down on 2 chairs at a garden party cos 1 doesn't look strong enough.
Or, you pick the sturdiest looking chair, but when you stand up to go get more food, the chair is actually stuck on your backside, and you dont have enough hands to hold your plate and glass and pick the chair off your bum, so you kind of do a little waddle/shake to try to get it off.
Ohhhhhh bad memories!
Yup, that happened to me too. It was stuck on my butt, and then when I awkwardly removed said chair, I broke it. Oh well!0 -
When your grandmother comments on your weight when you visit her... but you're the smallest of your siblings0
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You can't see what the scales say when you step on them.0
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I agree with the whole list and wish to add: when you hide in the back of all photographs & all your underwear are too tight
Yes, that was me last year. Not wanting to wear fancy dress for my brother's 60th and hiding from photos. I don't have any from that time so no 'befores' .
All my underwear was too tight. I had burst out of my pyjamas and had given up on bras as I couldn't breathe!
Now 43 lbs down! :drinker:0 -
note to everyone: do not ask a woman if she is having a baby, unless you actually see the baby crowning and she appears to be in distress. kthxbaiPeople keep asking when you're due...0 -
you've lost 15 lbs and no one can tell the difference :sad:
Depends on how tall you are. Took me 22 pounds to go down a pant size.
i'm 5'1" it's going to take FOREVER to notice lol 20lbs down and still the same size AND i've been doing a squat challenge and NOTHING is going on back there lol0 -
note to everyone: do not ask a woman if she is having a baby, unless you actually see the baby crowning and she appears to be in distress. kthxbaiPeople keep asking when you're due...
I go with the screaming "IT'S COMING" or the broken waters or maybe, just maybe, a baby popping out.0 -
chafing of inner thighs.
I second this one!! I resorted to using "chub rub" for work so I did not rub myself raw!! No More!!!!0 -
Great outlook and attitude!0
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You need two attendants to push down on the roller coaster handles so that they can try to secure you in while you try to suck in the stomach :frown:0
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You lie down in bed and your neck disappears.
You can't paint your toenails because your belly is in the way.0 -
People keep asking when you're due...
Ugh...this has happened to me more than once :-(0 -
lol0
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Happened at my Father's funeral......People keep asking when you're due...
Ugh...this has happened to me more than once :-(0 -
I've always been fat, so I've never not known. My problem is going to be how do I know I'm NOT fat?0
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LOL!When you have to rock back and forth to get out of bed and you end up rocking yourself back to sleep.0 -
You sometimes skip going to events because there are people who haven't seen you since your weight gain who are going to be there and the humiliation is too much to deal with.0
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You get what Alan Carr (UK TV presenter) calls 'chub rub' - when your thighs rub together when you walk.0
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LOL!how about you know you are fat when your body is covered with it!0 -
People keep asking when you're due...
I had that! its horrid! X X0 -
When frumphy and dumpy is your normal feel and look. I hate looking frumpy and dumpy now. I buy clothes that fit better now, and look better. I will not buy loose clothes that I can hide in anymore. Size matters. Wear the size you fit into, not too big. You will feel better.0
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Cardigans to cover the bulges even when it's really hot.
There's another pair of buttocks where the dip should be at the top of your thighs.......0
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